Did I mention it also travels in time?

Jo / 23 / Perth, Western Australia / Murdoch University

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[kryptonite-tie]

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

[monotropauniflora]

I found their band's website and they have a bio page

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[gunsandfireandshit]

PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

[gothcostco]

From another article i read today 😭

[hustlerose]

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[rincewindthecheese]

he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

[lastvalyrian]

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

[curseworm]

theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine losing your phone (or having it stolen, nobody's entirely sure) but you've got the location thing on so you can check from your computer where the phone is when it's turned on. You try to map out where the fuck it is, but it's been wandering around in places that don't have maps and people shouldn't access. It turns out that no matter who stole it, a fucking raccoon has it now, and you're pretty much run out of battery. You need this phone so you try to fervently figure out how the fuck you're going to get it back.

Okay, it hasn't been moving in a raccoon-like fashion for a while, so you're pretty sure that it's not being carried around by the raccoon anymore. Oh, it looks like it's been found, someone turned it on and charged it! A notification pings on your computer, someone has sent a message from your phone!

"23rqrferq233rqrw434r". The phone is moving on the GPS again. It has been picked up by another fucking raccoon!

...And that is roughly how I picture Sauron feeling when the Ring was once again carried by another hobbit.

[guerrillatech]

[runcibility]

It's that or "Just rely on your wealthy relatives! Everyone has those, right?"

[opttwoodrow]

[teathattast]

[tunashei]

I love desire paths. There's something so wonderous about seeing an echo of humanity. Depending on it's location, a desire path can mean so many different things.

In a city, like the pic above, they represent rebellion, and efficiency. The messiness of humanity. We like to imagine we're oh so logical and neat so we design our cities to be logical and neat an then real humans literally trample on that idea. The ego required to think you can design something perfect that checks every box. Life is all about compromise and patching stuff when some new problem arises. Though people have certainly tried! Ohio state univeristy let students carve their desire paths, and then paved them over. It looks pretty artsy.

Some people will try to discourage desire paths, but this is almost always going to fail.

Eventually, people just have to accept them. Humans are too dang stubborn.

Certain desire paths are just adorable. A 0.5 second time saver. You just can't design for maximum efficiency, humans will always find shortcuts!

Though on occasion a desire path can actually be the least efficient way...especially if you're superstitious.

In a wilder area, such as below, they show us the curiosity of humans. A desire path somewhere natural often tells you there's something interesting just ahead. (Though remember some ecosystems are fragile and will suffer if trampled! Stick to paths in these sorts of areas)

And how about desire stairs? I always think these look so cool. We get see humans determination to climb, to traverse every kind of terrain.

And for something really crazy...a desire path used for centuries will create a 'holloway'

All of these pics are off the Desirepath subreddit, check them out for more examples! And many thanks to the users who submitted these photos.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“i’m a fearsome indestructible monster of lore whose one shocking weakness is fire” buddy everyone’s weakness is fire

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“zombies/vampires/witches/frankensteins can be burned to death” buddy who can’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“zombies can be killed by cutting off their heads” dude I got news for you about how heads work

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“a stake to the heart will kill a–EVERYBODY, IT KILLS EVERYBODY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“silver bullets” explain to me your understanding of the purpose and function of a bullet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fuck that mess, u know whom i respect? Wicked Witch of the West getting melted by a bucket of fucking mop water. that is some Grade A Classy Shit TM. who gets killed by a bucket of dirty water??? no one, literally nobody else. just that one weird green witch. now THAT is how you build a fucking brand

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

My favourite internet niche has to be the Brazilian internet genre of GAY PEOPLE PLAYING DODGEBALL.

Warning: screaming. Lots of it.

Thanks to twitter user @ecbahya for putting these in a thread.

[uomii]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[antennafarm]

Visit Original Link

[valtsv]

i know this is about the game but i like how the way it's worded makes it sound like gollum, the character, is personally facing financial problems

[quiet-nymph]

Iuriebelegurschi on Instagram

[shiraglassman]

this is a neat video if you want to imagine riding on the back of a dragon (or your other fantasy magical beast of choice) to see what the view would be like

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[fylgjasgaldr]

Green explotion

[thedamsnackbartender]

You do not want to miss the sounds on this!

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[a-maiz-ing]

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

[macademmia-deactivated20260103]

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

[slashercatz]

he sounds like an anime villain

[feelmyroarrrr]

By mjhudsonberry on tiktok!

I cant stop laughing!