banging my ass against the glass for the goalies

Alfio | 26 | They/Them Your local goalie loving thembo following the Florida Panthers and the Vancouver Canucks. Sometimes I draw hockey men. Standing at the gates of Amerant Bank Arena.

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►Resident Goalie Loving Thembo

♥ Alfio/Jacket | They/It | 27 ♥

♥ Side blog ; follows from @pizzadwight

♥ Previously a casual hockey enjoyer before my nemesis dragged me in too deep now I'm the most avid goalie enjoyer

♥ Anthony Stolarz's #1 fan

♥ Panthers fan by proximity, Canucks and Leafs fans by choice

♥ Standing directly next to the penalty box at Amerant Bank Arena with signs for our goalies

♥ Sometimes I draw hockey men (sometimes to gift to them)

♥ I think if I was squished by a goalie in full gear that would fix me

Art Tag

Team tier-list below the cut

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i dont want the fucking boss baby on my TEAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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EVEN IN THE CREASE YOU ARE NEVER TRULY ALONE

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why this stanley cup final gotta be shit vs fart my fucking god

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artist’s rendition

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That goalie tandem shit saves lives

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↪ sway crashes connor's postgame interview | postgame raw: usa vs. can | milano cortina 2026 | 2.22.26

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winger winger chicken dinner

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anthony stolarz sept 18 2025

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london knights on instagram: who's your favourite london knight from the last 10 years? 🤔

and a comment of mitch and stolarz they liked (that as far as I can tell is the only reply they liked that wasn't by a knights alum)

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📋

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Hockey Heritage Post

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Made this weird drawing—thanks to all the goalies for their hard work in the 24–25 season, and thanks to my friend Chen for the help.

*No goalies or animals were harmed

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN SILOVS TO THE PENS????

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Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

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Y'all, Gritty is great, but please remember that the Kraken have their own twink-troll monster mascot, Buoy (pictured here on Pride Night 2023):

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am I doing this right?

[dee-the-red-witch]

Yes. Yes you are.

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Hockey Heritage Post