Goat Hellsite 4: Hellsite harder

alchemist / historian of science, jewish anti-zionist, communist. trans femme, they / them in a girl kinda way, queer, polyam

[ashes2caches]

doing hypno stuff to a trans girl. it’s not even a sex thing i’m just trying to make her a little less anxious.

[dogboybruisebait]

A local bar is doing like a puppy girl/cat girl rave type thing and they have plastered all over it “not a kink event, this is not pet play” and I’m like are u fucking kidding me…

[xenasaur]

this event is pet serious

[gothlyre]

[mandate-transgenderism]

how it feels

[mandate-transgenderism]

how it feels

[mandate-transgenderism]

how it feels

[mandate-transgenderism]

how it feels

[wirelessmousegirl]

Dating an incomprehensibly large megastructure girl is interesting because she will send you pics of endless halls and chasms of impossible geometry on scales that threaten to break you fragile perception of reality in 2 taken from security cameras in miles above the ground and then respond with something like ">///////////////////////////////<"

[avoidbeing]

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

[old-flesh]

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

[grimeclown]

Cmon man

[snototter]

An adult male fantastic least gecko (Sphaerodactylus fantasticus) in Guadeloupe

[atom1cbonsai]

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[77bears]

[la-scriba]

game of chess but with real people but all the pawns are trans women and if they get to the eighth rank they get a lifetime supply of estrogen

[la-scriba]

nope!

[lovecrafts-iranon]

It is too. they just have to take some pieces to not get in each other's way.

[la-scriba]

Are there enough pieces to do that for every pawn though?

[lovecrafts-iranon]

yes. easily.

[la-scriba]

Show me.

[lovecrafts-iranon]

1. e4 e5 2. Ne2 d5 3. Nf4 exf4 4. e5 Kd7 5. e6+ Kc6 6. e7 Qd6 7. e8=Q+ Kb6 8. d4 Be7 9. Qf8 Bf6 10. c4 Be5 11. dxe5 c5 12. e6 d4 13. e7 d3 14. Be2 f5 15. Bf3 Nf6 16. O-O d2 17. Qc2 d1=Q 18. Be3 fxe3 19. e8=Q e2 20. Be4 fxe4 21. f4 e1=Q 22. f5 Qc3 23. b4 Nd5 24. f6 e3 25. f7 e2 26. Qfe7 e1=Q 27. f8=Q Qe4 28. cxd5 c4 29. Qe2 Qcd3 30. Nd2 c3 31. Nf3 c2 32. Nd4 Qde5 33. d6 c1=Q 34. d7 g5 35. d8=Q+ Ka6 36. g4 Bf5 37. gxf5 g4 38. f6 g3 39. f7 Qh4 40. Kg2 Qhf4 41. Kh3 Qff5+ 42. Kh4 g2 43. Qg7 g1=Q 44. f8=Q Nd7 45. Nc6 bxc6 46. Qb8 c5 47. b5+ Ka5 48. b6 c4 49. b7 c3 50. Qbc8 c2 51. b8=Q Qce3 52. Rb1 c1=Q 53. Rb6 axb6 54. a4 h5 55. Qef6 Qed2 56. Qfg8 Kb4 57. a5 b5 58. a6 Ra7 59. Qcd8 Rc7 60. a7 Kc5 61. a8=Q b4 62. Rf4 Qdd6 63. Rg4 hxg4+ 64. Qh5 g3 65. h3 g2 66. Q7h7 Qgh2 67. Qbb7 Qea1 68. Qfe7 b3 69. Q7e6 Qhh1 70. Qef6 Qfd5 71. Kg4 g1=Q+ 72. Kh4 b2 73. Qgg2 b1=Q 74. Kg4 Qge1 75. h4 Re8 76. Qhe5 Qda2 77. Qhe4 Q2b2 78. h5 Q2a2 79. h6 Q2b2 80. h7 Q2a2 81. h8=Q

[la-scriba]

Wow. Good work.

[dialupmodern]

i was asked to post this, speedrun is heating up

[datasoong47]

Interesting that both go beyond the original parameter of "promote all pawns" and also avoided capturing any of the promoted queens or the original queen, thus also making the maximum number of possible Queens on the board (18 Queens!). I suspect it would be possible to shorten the number of moves a little if you allowed Queens (whether original or promoted) to be captured. It's also funny in that White and Black kept alternating between having forced mate sequences

[fleshengine]

reads the words "forced mate sequences" and gets so hard I pass out

[godly-girlfailure]

hello transgender woman who likes everything i post. do you perhaps want to make out sloppy style with groping about it

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[rambrandt-the-painter]

Right now in skyrim I'm playing this argonian named lifts-many-rocks and I'm doing fists only

[rambrandt-the-painter]

someone asked me what she looked like. I don't know why she's pissed off also she has an amulet of mara because I found it randomly and want the healing buff (I want to try to level up healing, enchanting, and alteration so she can have magic buffs)

[rambrandt-the-painter]

I had to get the whiterun house becuase when I married my asshole wife she made me walk half the day to her farm house and then locked me outside all night and when I picked the lock to get in assuming it would be fine because we're married and its like my house too she called the guards on me

I just need to be the one with the keys and also the deed I don't want to be homeless because my wife is angry at me and wants to lock me outside

[rambrandt-the-painter]

When lifts-many-rocks kills you while you're out on a hike you can't get mad at her because her wife is mean to her and she doesn't know how else to cope

[burneracct69]

[bernard-jackson]

[yossyislandd]

you fucking suck at burger

[zangoonse]