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[snorlaxatives]

people who grew up like in the 1960s or some shit: one of my fondest childhood memories is going to the lake and skipping rocks :) me: one of my fondest childhood memories is making 8 random sims and slowly killing them off one by one until a sole victor remained

[cshlvr]

Actually me

[cshlvr]

shut the fuck up u stupid dumb eight grade fucking bitch,, u never played the actual sims u only played the shitty mobile free play shit. shut the fuck up “actually me” you never actually played the fucking sims and you never will

[snorlaxatives]

[bowserwife]

Unfortunately the way to leave the house is just to do it. You gotta put on some bad eyeliner and go to the club alone and talk to no one and get too drunk and cry all the way home because you're so useless. And then you wake up the next day and realize, "Oh, I guess that wasn't so bad." Maybe you do it a few more times just to get the lesson to really stick. And then you're free. Then you can do anything.

[coffee-jelly-3]

Adventure time 🗡️🏞️🦇💞🐾🎮🌱

[brainsanalysis-deactivated20210]

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[roundo]

“content” “platform” “creators” “monetization” “revenue” “microinfluencers” “algorithm” “trends” “lifestyle” “authenticity” “parasocial”

[velidewrites]

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

[kristina100000]

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

[starjasmines]

women matter.

[kristina100000]

sorry

[the-boss-skeleton]

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[ladyshinga]

you’re right that was important

[marcys-mareep]

[adventuretimeconspiracies]

[x]

[mega-madridista-4-life]

Adventure Time S2E1 vs. S6E40

[fragrant-stars]

*through gritted teeth* it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be-

[memewhore]

[jvgsjeff]

[pathologising]