occasionally subtle
bliss lane
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Kiana Khansmith
ojovivo
Not today Justin
hello vonnie
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gracie abrams
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The Bowery Presents
#extradirty
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Xuebing Du
Andulka
Monterey Bay Aquarium
izzy's playlists!
ellievsbear
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seen from Argentina
seen from Iraq
seen from Jordan
seen from Poland
seen from Colombia
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@gobeefydaddy
My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.
Your belly button is just your old mouth.
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago
Female, presenting nipples.
I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed
st. agatha’s new saint day will be moved to december 17. im the pope and i say so.
At Subway...
Me: And can I have extra mustard please
Worker: Sure just tell me when…..
Me:
Worker:
Me: Okay that’s good, thanks….
Worker: *not stopping* *orgasming*
Me: STOP THAT’S TOO MUCH
Worker: *Still adding mustard*
Me:
Worker: Great! Thanks! The magic word!
Worker: Would you like anything else?
Me:
Worker: Okay that’ll be $7.50
Me: *pays*
Mom: Where is my fucking change?
This is so dumb i should not be laughing this hard
wow the new jurassic world looks so good
*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?
Sometimes those chip readers are just a little too aggressive.
Hi I'm having a heart attack what should I do?
don’t listen to the haters ❤️ be yourself xx
You. 👏🏻 Are. 👏🏻 Valid. 👏🏻Anon. 👏🏻
Just saw a velociraptor sucking dick on my dash and y'all better appreciate me not making all of you see it too
This is so sad
Where’s the fucking picture, op
You fucking asked for it
me clicking that link:
For all u mountain climbers out there
*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*
You literally did not have to say that
i didn’t
Idk what this is but I’m here for it
all of these have the same energy
fuckSAKE
Charli XCX when she makes the chorus of the song a two or three word phrase repeated 89 times
