[goblinboboblin]

Me and my boyfriend had an argument about who’s the bottom in Kermit and Miss Piggy’s relationship very loudly in the bar last night. 3 other random girls jumped in to back me up in say that Miss Piggy 100% pegs Kermit. Gotta love the unity.

[goblinboboblin]

I feel like everyone should know that my boyfriend has me in his phone as “Sweet Cheese” and he’s in mine as “Good Time Boy”

[goblinboboblin]

Me, single: I’m strong and independent. No ones company could ever be greater than my own.

Me, literally one day into a relationship: If you leave me for a single moment I will die of loneliness.

[goblinboboblin]

People always say I have the worst luck so I got myself a black kitten from a shelter. Now we get to be bad luck together.

[goblinboboblin]

Very excited to get my first ask today. Very less excited for it to be a porn bot. At least they enjoy my content I suppose

[goblinboboblin]

The best type of baths are the ones hot enough to make me feel like a streamed lobster. Like yes boil me baby

[goblinboboblin]

Bonus points if there’s enough wine and fire from candles to make me feel like you’re making a scampi out of me

[goblinboboblin]

The best type of baths are the ones hot enough to make me feel like a streamed lobster. Like yes boil me baby

[greelin]

the inherent homoeroticism of someone else bandaging your wounds

[greelin]

haha yeah man thank you for not letting me bleed out on the floor and shit. Now kiss me on the mouth

[systlin]

If any of y’all didn’t know, there’s a free online library, aka

https://openlibrary.org/

and I found like, twelve ebooks I’ve been wanting to read on there, and blasted through like three of them during the course of a boring-ass shift.

[skaldish]

Guy there are books on magic on there.

[systlin]

There’s books on EVERYTHING there!

[eudevie]

Wouldn’t this be bad for authors though? or is this like a normal library where they get /some/ money?

[systlin]

It’s like a normal library. Libraries can upload ebooks there and let people check them out through openlibrary if you have an openlibrary account, or it can point you to nearby libraries that have physical copies of the book for you to go and check out. If you check out books via openlibrary it counts towards the count of books checked out from the library that uploaded the ebook, and they can use it in their reporting and funding and stuff.

There’s like 150 libraries partnered with openlibrary so far.

They also have copies that you can check out if you are print-disabled.

[systlin]

You can also ‘sponsor a book’, which means you pay the cost of the ebook you want openlibrary to acquire, and then they can add it to their collection and let people check it out.

[skaldish]

That means…one person pays for it once and it’s available to everyone.

[goblinboboblin]

Friends with benefits: Alright now remember, absolutely no getting feelings for each other, okay?

Me already in love: Absolutely

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[eugeniedanglars]

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

[seravph]

letters from Medea, salma deera

[wizard0rb]

and its free

[indigenousfawn]

I just want to remind everyone how affordable buying food from indigenous tribes is. I live in a major city and I was able to purchase and ship (15) pounds of fish from back home to myself for cheaper than I could buy it from a grocery store here in the city. Yeah, shipping has its own environmental factors but I was able to support an indigenous owned business while also getting my groceries at a lesser cost. (Buying in bulk is always a good idea if you’re planning on having something shipped to you)

Some tribal owned grocers that ship:

Bow and Arrow (Ute Mountain)

Native Harvest (White Earth)

Red Lake Fishery (Red Lake)

Wozupi (Mdewakanton Dakota)

Ramona Farms (Gila River)

Tanka Bars (Oglala)

Indian Pueblo Store (Pueblos)

Twisted Cedar Wine (Cedar Paiutes)

Ute Bison (Ute)

Seka Hills Olive Oil and Vinegars (Yocha Dehe Wintun)

She Nah Nam Seafood (Nisqually)

Sakari Botanicals (Inupiaq)

Honor the Earth (? Anishinaabe)

Nett Lake Wild Rice (Boise Forte Anishinaabe)

Passamaquoddy maple (Passamaquoddy)

BONUS: coffee :)

Yeego Coffee (Navajo)

Spirit Mountain Roasting (Yuma Quechan)

Birchbark Coffee (Anishinaabe)

Thunder Island Coffee (Shinnecock)

[goblinboboblin]

Man nothing makes this world feel more dystopian for me then watching 6 year olds pull out nicer phones that mine

[goblinboboblin]

Man I love going to the bar with my one guy friend because he can never get the bartenders attention for the life of him so I have to order for both of us. Problem is he only drinks fruity drinks and I tend to order whiskey, so every time the bartender sees this intimidating 6’4 dude and this barely 5’3 chick and has to guess who gets the cosmo, and who gets the whiskey on the rocks. They have yet to guess right.

[goblinboboblin]

Another day, another unwanted porn bot following me.

[goblinboboblin]

One person at work likes to go into the bathrooms and switch the toilet paper the wrong way and I don’t know who they are. All I know is they’re the bane of my existence and my sworn enemy.