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jaubaius

logoside

black-to-the-bones-deactivated2

The next time white people will ask you how they can help the black community- show them this.

protectignisscientia

Not all heroes wear capes.

brucefromfamilyguy

enby-life

So I know on one hand this is a Very Serious Blog™️ but also...

We need more non-binary memes in the world

Show me the enby memes

stargazing-enby

It's 2 am and I should be sleeping, but

enby-life

YES THESE ARE GREAT

beingnotseeming

miguelmarquezoutside

nevver

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lvminousbeings

Star Wars + text messages, featuring Rose and Rey

fiddleabout

#one of my gleeful fave headcanons about rey is that she has 100% had to hide a body at some point#and has killed multiple people on jakku#purely as a matter-of-fact part of survival#like if someone comes at you they’re not holding back so to survive you HAVE to be last man standing every time that happens#like sure she’s a ray of sunshine but also: her Feral reading is off the charts#off. the. charts.#she’ll kick your ass she’ll kick teedo’s ass she’ll kick her own ass she’s 100% ready#to murder at the merest hint of self-defence at all times#so when poe dispatches a stormtrooper scout someplace and is like ‘quick we should hide him in the sand’#so they dont get caught or draw attention#and she’s just like ‘actually dry sand will keep a body pretty stable so if you wanna get rid of it-#-you need to find something to eat the remains’#and poe rose and finn are like ‘……….what’#and she’s like ‘what’

kyraneko

My big THING regarding Rey is that she’s way too well-adjusted in the movies for someone who has been basically feral since childhood. Just “I didn’t know there was so much green” and that’s it. She doesn’t work 18-hour days and clear the entire starship maintenance’s repair backlog before anybody tells her she doesn’t have to accomplish that much. She doesn’t start a fight in the cafeteria and beat some dude half to death for throwing away uneaten food. She doesn’t cut herself open on an unfamiliar power tool, tie off the wound, continue working, and ask “what’s that?” when someone asks what she’s doing out of the medbay.

Rey would totally have killed a few people—but I bet she’d be vaguely surprised to learn that body disposal is expected and useful out here and a necessary part of not getting caught. I suspect Jakku was kind of a slight murderworld where finding someone dead meant a quick loot before you left it out because hiding bodies takes energy and anybody could have killed them and your best bet was to be viewed as Scavenger #2. And Poe’s gotta be like, no, if they see a dead First Order goon they’re gonna realize something’s up, out here when we kill someone, we hide them in the storage closet or trash compactor so nobody knows they’re dead.

ms-demeanor

Sometimes I forget that I really am pretty weird and my experiences are fairly far afield from “normal.”

This girl who I vaguely knew from the coffee shop showed up one day and said she thought her mom had died that morning and I figured she was probably overreacting so I said I’d go check with her and it turns out her mom HAD died but we honestly weren’t sure when it had happened so I lifted her off the bed and attempted CPR and then ended up having to talk to cops and this poor girl’s family for HOURS as she called her dad and brothers and the cops wanted to know if the mom was on any medications or if she had been depressed and I was like “I have no idea, I had literally never met the lady and I don’t even know the family’s last name, the first ever full conversation I had with the daughter was this morning.” And apparently THAT was super suspicious or something.

So anyway that was a rough day and the next day I go into the coffee shop and the manager (who is basically never in) comes over and says “Debbie says you had a rough day yesterday.” And I was like “uh, yeah. It was pretty weird.” And then he was like “Debbie says that you handled it really well. And that you filled out an application to work here a couple weeks ago.” And I was like “I guess?” And he was like “Okay you can do a training shift today and you’re on your own tomorrow. We don’t normally hire people under 21 and we don’t normally hire regulars so don’t fuck up.” (I was 18)

So I started working at the cash-only coffee shop that was patronized exclusively by the weirdest people in town (who had all slept with each other, had no money, and had the most drama of any group I’ve ever been part of) and was used to launder money made by the owner’s cocaine sales for the local gang.

The first shift I worked alone was the next night and when I called the manager and told him one of the regulars had been chasing people out of the parking lot to sell meth the manager told me to ban him so I was like “Hey dude, manager says you’re banned” and he was like “You’re a fucking cunt and I’m going to wait until you’re alone and I’m gonna fucking kill you” and then he drove around the block about twenty times and screamed “cunt” out the window every time he passed by where I was cleaning the patio.

One of the regulars, who was a nearly-seven-foot-tall hacker and gunsmith who worked graveyard in Hollywood, waited around for me to finish closing and then offered to drive me home because otherwise I’d have to walk three miles alone and there was that whole “circling meth dealer” thing going on. I decided to take a chance on getting a ride from tall, dark, and scary and that paid off pretty well because it’s been fifteen years and I’ve been married to that tall weirdo since 2011.

And that’s how I got my first non-porn job.

jabberwockypie

Just about every paragraph I was going “Okay, that’s pretty weird, but surely this is as weird as the story gets” and I was Mistaken.

state-issued-boyfriend

la-pou-belle

hey yall I didn’t want to have to do work for my online classes so i made a uquiz instead. answer some questions and i’ll tell u what aspect of your personality annoys me the most

la-pou-belle

So far, people who get the same answer rb and tag this in VERY SIMILAR WAYS. Which is so cool!!! You know what really kills me though? People who get “you don’t like being held accountable” NEVER reblog it. BUT YOU GUYS ARE THE MOST POPULAR RESULT. I KNOW YOU’RE THERE. which tells me that you don’t like being held accountable SO MUCH that you will boycott a whole ass uquiz bc of it. And that, my friends, that is beautiful.

la-pou-belle

1) yeah, this is where ur name goes when u enter it in – idk why they even ask for it either

2) Sadboihrs, if you’re out there, I am COMPLETELY UNSURPRISED that you got conflict avoidant.

Edit: also this one

#you lack self control #FUCKIN READ ME WITH THAT ESSAY

trauma-demon

My only moods are

High empathy

Anxious Anxious anxious!!

I AM GOD

Dissociate

The pure embodiment of rage

anxietyproblem

goblinpunk-smash

Same goes for people who say you are “making excuses” when you try to explain yourself

typhlonectes

Congratulations.

beetlecirice

it’s funny cause EVERY SINGLE time I see this, I’ve been scrolling for 30 seconds tops

lovingexotics

Rubber Boa

Charina bottae

Source: Here

sashico

Many understand that we advocate the traditional Sashiko. In fact, it isn’t true. Keiko and I are quite off the “traditional” route. As much as I love the tradition of Sashiko, what I do (Sashiko Denim) and what Keiko does (combination of many colors & types of fabric) are NOT traditional. The Sashiko artisans in my family would not consider them “traditional”. ☆ Keiko’s iconic Jacket, Hitomezashi Jacket, is one example. This is a mixture of her interpretation of Sashiko in 40 years & her artisanship in tradition. Vintage Mud-dye Silk with Sashiko due to the weakness of vintage silk. Her natural dye Sashiko thread will alter its color with the fabric’s history. I can talk about this jacket hours and hours… If one thinks that they know Sashiko by reading a blog article, then it is so sad that they are missing many beautiful aspects of Sashiko. The Japanese rarely call themselves “a master”… A master is a title from someone - not a marketing tool from an artisan themselves. ☆ This 1-year-making Jacket often gets sold out immediately. Or, recent years, She makes one as a backorder. It was my dream to share this in the U.S… so I ordered & will be in the U.S. (when the logistics are better, to avoid lost packages). Sashiko is more than just stitching - it is a culture in a form of simple & mere stitching. (Please do not ask “What is traditional Sashiko, then?”. A tradition cannot be (shouldn’t be) described so easily with words and a few photos). ☆ - - - ☆ 配信でも時々話題に出してた、大島紬（絹）の古布と一目刺しから成る刺し子ジャケット。約12年前、本格的に刺し子に向き合うようになって、「ふぁっ？何やってんの！？」と声が出てしまった作品です。「大島の古布に刺し子をして切るなんて……（コスト考えてる？）」と思ったものです（笑）それでも、同一コンセプトの作品を沢山の方にご覧頂き、在庫は一つも残っておらず、また作ってもすぐにお嫁に行く優秀な子達です。年に1着作れれば良いくらいのスピードではありますが。「刺し子の伝統」からは、実は外れていると思っています。繰り返しますが、絹に刺し子……ですから。でも、伝統を大切にという僕でさえ、伝統の殻は破りたいと思っています。英語で刺し子を見ていて戸惑うのは基礎が全くできていない応用。あぁ、配信がしたいです（愚痴は微妙にTwitterで行っております。 ☆ #Sashiko #Upcycle #SashikoStitching #Hitomezashi #SashikoJacket #NaturalDye #KeikoFutatsuya #JapaneseSilk #SashikoWorkshop #OshimaSilk #RunningStitch #JapaneseSashiko #TraditionalSashiko #刺し子 #一目刺し #刺し子ジャケット

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_KcnOiJQUW/?igshid=1i86z1yalvmaw

makeshiftdhole

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.