a c e

weird little disgusting goblin thing. they/them. 18.

[libiskus]

the kiss but butch/femme uwu

[frottinq]

thinking of the time I ordered olive garden online and I put "please speak to me in an Italian accent" in the special requests category and completely forgot about it, and when I went to pick it up the guy comes out and goes "eyyy I got-a your-a order bappada boopity!" and when I told him he didn't actually have to do it he was like "a-nooo I was-a looking forward to it! I was-a the only one-a brave enough to do it!"

[whitmanic]

Better acting than Chris Pratt Mario at least

[sunhowler]

hey just a reminder do not fucking stan kayvan novak and/or mark proksch because they have both done blackface and have never apologized for it, and kayvan even went on record defending his use of blackface. he in particular has a long and horrendously racist history of putting on what were in essence modern day minstrel shows.

mark did blackface on an episode of the office and has yet to acknowledge his shitty behavior.

please for the love of god spread this shit. im tired of everyone being so quiet about evidence of horrible shit these dudes have done especially because it's so goddamn readily available.

[catasters]

[ceasarslegion]

Quick i need a gamer drink that isnt gamer girl bathwater or gamer fuel because i cant get either of those in canada

[aperture-laboratories-official]

Rockstar, Monster, and Red Bull.

[ceasarslegion]

My dad paypals me 20 bucks every exam season "for red bull and snickers" because he swears by a trick he used to do in college where he would chug a red bull and eat a snickers in the exam hall before every single one of his exams and he did well on all of them. Legitimately swears to this day that it works and makes me do it. The first time i tried it i also knocked that exam out of the park. It would take 2 more years for either of us to figure out that we both had low blood pressure and what all that caffeine and sugar was making us experience was known as "normal blood pressure allowing us to concentrate better." My dad still swears that it was the red bull and snickers and not the medical equivalent of using the wrong equation and getting the right answer.

[cereovo]

some of my fav fake spotify genre titles

[cereovo]

People are informing me that some of these are real

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

A brief ranking of the top 10 North American mammals, by ear shape:

1. Brown Bear

2. Black Bear

3. American Badger

4. Canada Lynx

5. American Marten

6. Polar Bear

7. Virginia Opossum

8. Abert’s Squirrel

9. Townsend’s Big-eared Bat

10. Pygmy Rabbit

[parkchanwoohoo]

The leather daddy Angry Bird makes me laugh so fucking hard every single time, I trust this fucking bird with my life

[parkchanwoohoo]

[indigoalebrije-deactivated20230]

Angry Birds truly knows what we deserve

[the-real-skeletor]

Most Corporations do the bare minimum and call it support but this is something else entirely

[halorvic]

The Neighbour

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

it’s funny because yes, you CAN disable right click save, but it takes like an extra two seconds to get around it because of how images are displayed on websites. (technically you could also just screenshot but this gets you a real jpg)

for example, instagram has disabled right click save. here I am trying to save a picture of this girl with a pumpkin sweater, but I am thwarted by the lack of right click save!

to get around it, right click and go to “inspect” or “inspect element” (it’s called different things depending on what computer you’re using)

shimmy around the webpage code until you find the “src” bit. It will helpfully tell you when you’ve found it because the image, and only the image, will light up as if you selected it.

that source is the link to where the image is hosted on the website. click the link.

find the actual hosted image. right click on that.

check and mate.

[anarcho-red-jay]

reblogging this version so people can piss off the NFT bros better

[babyanimalgifs]

Sneaking into bed to share a pillow 

(Source)

[frenchintellucteal]

[refinery29]

Watch: A documentary is explaining the many ways movies, TV shows and ads makes fat people feel cursed and invisible

When you only see yourself depicted on the screen as a sidekick, a villain, a predator, or a joke, how does that affect the way you view yourself in real life?

Gifs: Fattitude

WATCH THE PREVIEW

[swindlefingrs]

“At the end of the day, fat is portrayed mostly just as a joke,” says Lieberman. “Or a monster,” adds Averill. “That’s the two-sided coin.”

[ampervadasz]

[zvaigzdelasas]

x

[project-butch]

Professor chomsky is waiting for the collapse of the American government before he can die

[methforguys]

[leviathan-supersystem]

not right now methforguys

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[briarrosefromthedead]

And Now the Screaming Starts! (1973) dir. Roy Ward Baker

[leatherleaves]

I thought this was a deleted scene or something from pride and prejudice and I was like damn Darcy is having a meltdown.

[rednines]

[rednines]

[glisteringlord]