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vespertineflora

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do.

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

stability

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

gringoslur

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

gringoslur

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

gringoslur

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

langsandculture

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina:

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

teamrv

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg:

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy)

gringoslur

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

aegontargaryen

if you (Chris Evans) are free and single, you (Chris Evans) can always call or message me. I would love to get to know you (Chris Evans) better and spend some time with you (Chris Evans)

jollysnidge

I keep thinking how much more powerful the Spiderman origin story would be if Peter Parker was an African American kid, whose Uncle Ben was shot by police while being arrested for a minor parking infraction. There is no formal investigation, and Peter decides to put himself on the line to prevent it happening again. He tackles the white crimes that go unpunished, punishes POC criminals fairly. He is the leveler, always fighting to be without bias, to be just. To protect people like his uncle.

This not only mirrors so much of what’s happening in America, but feeds right into the complex relationship between Spiderman, the authorities and the media.

Peter Parker is a brilliant student, awkward, a nerd, but is branded a thug, a gang member, a criminal, because of his appearance. The media latch on to that and misrepresent him totally.

The police, humilitated by the fact that he refuses to work with them and often punishes cops themselves for brutalizing innocent people, or guilty people who still deserve better treatment than they get, attempt to hunt him down.

plintoon-reblogs

I had to.

mcufandomhatespeopleofcolor

oh man. This is the shit.

im-not-a-real-hero

The “with great power comes great responsibility” line gets such a deeper meaning within this context.

clowndotorg

Not to mention a white nerdy boy with glasses is not the look of a social outcast or person of ridicule anymore.

mylunajewel

Tiny Skull Ring // datter

#shit i want

iohym

i watch san junipero 30 times a day

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amb00bs

I am all about this

girlslob

I’m that guy dancing as he walks in the background

starline

This is how I want the world to be always.

hashtagloveloses

Me as an elected official

godlessondheimite

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.