Cyan woman.
Haqu belongs to @suweeka

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Stranger Things
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Sade Olutola
EXPECTATIONS

izzy's playlists!
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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ojovivo
Cosmic Funnies

shark vs the universe
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The Stonewall Inn
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Cyan woman.
Haqu belongs to @suweeka
seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴
you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you
A RARE FABERGÉ JEWELLED CITRINE MODEL OF A MOUSE, ST PETERSBURG, CIRCA 1900
I'm so bad at living, which sucks a lot because I have spent my whole life doing it
I don't even own a sword yet
More art of Lycorys ~
Bluesky
we’re the same
Been waiting on a good Cass commission, and here's a very good Cass indeed!
Cass (Riot Yellow) by Galaxyspark
Once knew a guy from LARP who told a story about when he had first gotten his hands on chainmail and was getting used to wearing it and maintaining mobility and balance with the weight of it (it was heavy stuff). So he started wearing it under his clothes when he was out running errands and stuff to practice for when he had to wear it in mock combat.
Then one night he was coming home late and got mugged by a dude with a knife.
Apparently the look on the dude's face was amazing when he went in to gut the guy for his wallet and found out he was wearing medieval armor under his hoodie.
So, you know. Pretty good argument for wearing it under streetclothes!
so maybe my type isn't totally unrealistic
hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
you people get so MAD at me for "leaving gold in the tags." i'm sorry my fecund swamplands happen to sprout mangroves & magnolia & marsh grass & cattails & luscious canopies of spanish moss the likes of which YOUR fallow fields can only lust after. "stop leaving gold in the tags" GET PROSPECTING you whiny miner 49ers
okay okay okay:
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis. something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario. and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups. (this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good.)
want to emphasize that it is a "medical emergency" that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room, and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support. they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match). at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers, and it's Not The One You Think
oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY: it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart. emphasis on accidentally. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen. so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room. (can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation. probably the villain.) “Why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???” “um because you would use it against me in combat?” “as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”
villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons. they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways (and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay) but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple courtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY???? above all else they consider themself a scientist, and they're livid that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history. “technically i didn't LIE—" “I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!” “…the what now” “the MEDI—holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you. i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to—" “—so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
today i found out that my favorite vine has an extended version and i couldnt be happier
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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money
i live like this chat.
YubbiiDraw
Nintendo Consoles Through the Generations
Had the idea of “what if I did models of the Nintendo consoles as if they were rendered on themselves?” and I did just that!
I plan on uploading timelapses of the process for each one. I have other timelapses on my youtube channel right now! Check it out, if you’d like!
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This is really, really clever.
Basil has 2 modes~
Basil's (pesto's sis) first mode is not just for home, but generally how she carries herself when not around people she worries will judge her. The uni/college mode is her around her friends and classmates. She likes the way she looks but hates the effort of dressing up
your heart is beating so fast, napling ! 💚