a comedian of errors

percy | 22 | he/it

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Sodom and g'morning

[were--ralph]

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[ffrodobaggins]

how it feels to listen to float on by modest mouse

[filmphotofranz]

[mikus-sleepiest]

[nofunclvb]

if you do anything today, take 30 seconds and watch  this

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[pjackk]

I would look so good if i was pregnate

[pjackk]

Sighh

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[niceinchnails]

early 2020s self deprecation:

im baby ? ughkfgjkfdghdfjkhdfg,,,, bestie,,,,no u .,,

later

i dount feel so good i,m a pig of mud

[mesetacadre]

If you ever meet someone on the internet claiming they're from the USA, watch out because they're most likely an AI bot. nobody in the US can afford an internet connection (because they're so poor) and even if they could their schools are so underfunded they couldn't even know how to use the internet

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

guy who doesn't understand anything: bark like a pig

[erotomanicpixiedreamgirl]

morning routine:

1. wake up already in tears

2. hysterically sob

3. threaten suicide

4. make coffee

5. cry into my coffee

6. hygienic rituals

7. god's light enters through the window of my soul

8. i am tranquil in an instant

9. serve

[devilhoused]

you can’t give lana del rey more than 50 all time classics

[baerensohn]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth