Greatest Showbaby

"You're a Narc. Narc-y narc. Narc Whalberg. Narc Ruffalo. Narc-y Scorcese."

[spelldealer]

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

It's been 5 years.

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[consentcactus]

[theroguefeminist]

Just goes to show the companies complying in advance to the current administration are CHOOSING to do so and the decent ones AREN'T

[memewhore]

[hanavesinauttija]

[pelagae]

And her sister Phthalo Blue, another slam dunk for copper!

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Don't forget about her distant cousin, Tyrian Purple

[nymphoutofwater]

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[nymphoutofwater]

funniest things from the notes, in my opinion:

- “i imagine this is how my teachers feel about us” accompanied by hundreds of teachers saying “me with my students”

- someone saying this would do numbers on facebook as a minion meme. i think it’d have to change it a tinsy bit tbh, but i can so see it. it is also currently doing numbers in tumblr though

- people mentioning their local sports teams. i feel you

- i’m constantly seeing people tagging this one fictional character i’ve never heard of before. i don’t remember his name but rip to him i suppose

- again, the amount of teachers in the notes. it’s worth noting that i did in fact make this post about my class

- the people saying this is going to become a permanent part of their/tumblr’s lexicon. it’s the highest honor <3

- my mutuals being shocked how far this post went. same!

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[memory-is-treachery]

u heard him ladies

[dreamvisiongirlfriend]

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

[joan-deactivated20230204]

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

[justahumblememefarmer]

Don’t forget the absolute cherry on top that was reaching out to the actual dog shelter to tell them their tumblr account got hacked, only for them to say, “We’ve never had a tumblr account”

[cowboy]

Can anything be done to help this wretched twenty four

[sacred-portal]

[peachdoxie]

This is a good thing! A lot of stuff that's considered "common knowledge" is actually wrong or misleading, or it really has changed since you learned it. It was common knowledge that the Sun revolver around the Earth...except that's not true. It's common knowledge to hide under freeway overpasses during tornadoes...except this is extremely dangerous and warned against. It's common knowledge that you have to wait 24-48 hours in the US to file a missing person report...except it's actually recommended to file as soon as you know someone's missing because the first few days are the most critical to finding them.

I get that this post is about anxiety and memory issues, but the truth is that knowledge changes all the time. It's good to avoid spreading false information, even if you do it by accident.

[greelin]

“she should be at the club” changed me as a person. forever

[greelin]

[fairycosmos]

you actually don’t have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

[eccentricecologist]

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I’m about to get it

[aniconist]

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

[what-even-is-thiss]

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

[thriftedspacesuit]

time to break out my favorite photo I ever took

[write-on-world]

Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

[12b6]

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

[johanna-swann]

Me: My writing is so bad. :(

Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.

[autumngracy]

[marlynnofmany]

Small joys on Tumblr:

When your notes make a perfect cat

[marlynnofmany]

Kitty has an exclamation-point tail because of all the attention

[save-system]

[i-am-the-hero-alfred-jones]

Is this the cat that boops?

[marlynnofmany]

It is now!