"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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sheepfilms
taylor price
Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
JVL
Peter Solarz
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor
oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
DEAR READER
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Kiana Khansmith
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@gojkilp
just discovered I’m a synth
How did you find out? The classic "injury reveals inorganic components"?
I tried to use Nair and it had zero effect on my silicone-based inorganic hair, even though it apparently works just fine on both my “parents”.
And here I thought the answer was going to be ‘I twisted my nipples and an 80′s backing track came out of my ass’.
wait is that not normal
and the two side by side….. love some good sun and moon imagery
print shop here
“no more after me”, a mini comic about the now-extinct golden toad. featuring lyrics from deuteronomy 2:10 by the mountain goats
Martha Crump was a biologist who studied the elusive golden toad extensively. They lived only in a four kilometer range in the Costa Rican hills, and spent almost all of their lives underground. However, once a year at the start of the wet season, the male toads would emerge and begin to sing for the females. It was described by Crump as a forest floor full of jewels; hundreds upon thousands of toads in a chorus of sound.
The 1980s saw a sharp decline in population. Whether it was human or climate driven is still unknown, but the mating pairs dwindled drastically. In 1988, Crump witnessed a singular male toad exit a burrow, climb onto a nearby rock, and begin it’s song. When the night was over, the toad descended back underground, alone. In 1989, Crump returned to the area, and again found the singular male. Again it climbed, sang it’s tiny song to a vast and empty jungle, and vanished back underground. It was the last ever sighting of the golden toad. Crump believed it was the same male from the year before.
The golden toad was declared extinct in the early 2000s. The story of the lone male toad helped usher in the species as a hallmark of modern conservation. It is gone, but not forgotten. May we do better with those that are left.
5A period, honey .
4 or 5D
Hit!
Tumblr humor is on a whole other level any other platform has yet to even come close to matching.
Perfect morning waves by Mitchellpettigrew
Man, I love glitch Pokemon
Precious gibberish children
Another notable glitch Pokemon is named
She (?) looks like this
and, at 80 feet and 3 inches, is tied with another glitch Pokemon for tallest of all Pokemon.
When encountered, she begins to play an endless glitchy song, which continues until the player resets the game (you can hear it here, but don’t listen with headphones because it includes high-pitched noises)
I’m glad there is a lesbian pokemon glitch who only wants to sing to us forever
If you read this, please take a moment to appreciate the fact that breaking this game in a very specific manner causes you to encounter an 80-foot spire of crimson light that draws you into a pocket of frozen time and surrounds you with eerie music for eternity
Singing lesbian glitch
Next level missingno. I love this. She’s beautiful.
the last link is broken, here’s the song/messed up cry
Animal Crossing
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please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit
Fun fact: Jesus died a Capricorn and came back an Aries, ain’t that fun?
Anon? Hey, Anon? This is by far the funniest fucking ask I have ever received
SCOOB! (2020) dir. Tony Cervone
Mermay 2020 by Faith Schaffer
who keeps giving her these things
she ends up condemned too D:
damn bitch get it together
She’s a Darklord now too
This what my phone translates the last card to
hey guys guess what
her old friends joined her
Good for them fuck shit up ladies
why am i dressed slutty you ask? to read classic literature alone in my room. mind your own business.
Things you can say in response to literally anything, when you have nothing else to say:
As the prophecy foretold.
But at what cost?
So let it be written; so let it be done.
So…it has come to this.
That’s just what he/she/they would’ve said.
Is this why fate brought us together?
And thus, I die.
…just like in my dream…
Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be.
There is no escape from destiny.
Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen.
In this economy?
…and then the wolves came.
I’ve reblogged it before and I’ll reblog it again
#^ atem trying to keep up his wise and calculating ancient spirit persona even though he never has a fucking clue what’s going on
zgjhdjhf u know what 2017 me, ur right
Ominous statement generator
Birth Month:
Jan - The weathered bone
Feb - The stained glass window
Mar - A wolf’s howl
Apr - The fog on the moors
May - The sanctuary of the abandoned cathedral
June - The bloodied locket
July - A scream from within the forest
Aug - The churning sea
Sept - The fire’s last embers
Oct - An old clocktower
Nov - A mountain’s wind
Dec - A saint’s weeping
Color of The Top You’re Wearing*:
Red - smells strongly of flesh and rot.
Orange - is set afire when you look toward it.
Yellow - causes a ringing in your head that grows as you approach it.
Green - offers to make a pact.
Blue - demands a sacrifice.
Violet - causes blood to drip from your eyes.
White - whispers hymns of the old gods gently in your ears.
Grey - hums with grief.
Black - pardons you of your sins.
*if patterned/multicolored, choose the closest base colour, or most prominent.
based off this post
i can draw anything and so can u
by golly youre right
