Luí

what a hothead

[gold-charger]

okay but imagine Donnie being part of Anonymous though

[oddpocalypse]

I call it “The Sliding Scale of Human Relations”

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[quidditygenesis]

Gonna try it. Need me some good luck.

[mean-green-imagines]

I’m going to ask for a job today at a pizza place. It’s no long term job in queens but hey, it’s still money that me and my boyfriend desperately need. I need all the luck I can get!!

[undercoverwizardninjaturtle]

2003 Donnie: You really chilled out after staying with the Ancient One, what did he do?

2003 Leo: Nothing really, we talked and he gave me a lot of tea to drink

2003 Donnie: Wait was in the tea?

Ancient One: Straight up weed

2003 Leo: Wait what?!

[rockinmusicquarterly]

thinking about a rise/2003 crossover is really funny bc everyone would expect 03 leo to keep rise leo in check and be a good influence on him

in actuality the 2 are just making shitty jokes and puns and driving everyone nuts, shitty enough that the 2 have to be dragged into separate rooms away from each other

[gold-charger]

i NEED this crossover to happen

[catchymemes]

[gold-charger]

i- this has me in TEARS

[gold-charger]

So i decided to give rottmnt a chance after I wrote it off as a bad and unnecessary reboot and boy when I tell you this show is HILARIOUS

Sooo note to self: never judge a book by it’s cover

[gold-charger]

so remember in season 1, episode 12 (the unconvincing turtle titan) where Mikey is being teased by his brothers for admiring superheroes and wanting to be one himself? yeah well do you also remember in the very same season, episode 24 (lone raph and cub) when Raph is facing the mob and he presents himself as Green Vengeance?? i’m not saying raph is hypocritical but he is

[gold-charger]

why is stockman cracking me up throughout this entire serie

[nocturnalsleuth]

someone who’s never seen tmnt: back to the sewer pls explain whats going on in this image

[gold-charger]

After all these years I still wanna know something

Who is singing the tmnt 2003 theme song???

This is keeping me up at night

[thetrippytrip]

We should be more pro-active or we’ll see more of such sad fates of honest people.

[fluffmugger]

And the utterly ironic thing is I’ve seen repeated tumblr posts of that iconic photo absolutely slagging the shit out of Peter Norman as “lol white guy so uncomfortable”   “Why the fuck isn’t he supporting them”, etc etc.

[aqueercreative]

As an Australian this post surprised me. I knew none of the above.

[kiefbowl]

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

[hawthorn56-deactivated20230602]

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

[thevideowall]

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

[quousque]

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

[annechen-melo]

Many, many mothers ago, when the world was new….

[00807x]

[pacificrim-archive]

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[cakeu-deactivated20220216]

big boy is doing a little boogy and this tiny boy comes to attack him

[ommanyte]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i love hannah montana the movie

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

[surprisebitch]

put this in the MOMA

[hi-imkingdavid]

Like… her face didn’t change. Like she just got a black wig. Y'all really ain’t know it was her?

But then again. Superman and Clark Kent’s only difference is a par of $50 dollar Glasses

[psychedelicfelon]

Hiding in plain sight, classic espionage shit

[gluten-free-pussy]

I read an article about how Millennials don’t carry cash on them and got annoyed and literally yesterday I was out with a group of friends and NONE of us had cash

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

I mean if you get robbed you can cancel the card and transactions. if you get robbed for cash that’s it man

[fluoritegalaxy]

millennials are ruining the robbery industry.