WTB: Cruel Ultimatum Mana

30s, Trans Woman, She/Her or They/Them.

[himejoshikomaru]

babe would you like to fight a fairy in an alley for like a while

[tamamoland-with-a-gun]

bring it, fucker

[himejoshikomaru]

bring your glizzy too, puffy. let's see who runs out of ammo first

[tamamoland-with-a-gun]

well, i'll tell you one thing.

it ain't gonna be me

[fishing-princess]

I used to think wasabi peas sounded disgusting but recently I got a chance to try wasabi peas that didn’t involve me going out of my way to buy them and-

well, for some reason my immediate thought for how to express that I like them now was to imagine a girl on her knees with swirly eyes blushing and flashing a double peace sign and going “I love wasabi peas!”

…I think certain types of perverts in my circles whose posts I see frequently are starting to rub off on me…

[fishing-princess]

I think it’s kind of beautiful that through the power of being mutuals with some people and seeing some types of posts they make/reblog that i usually find mildly amusing at best, I have gained the ability to imagine concepts like a wasabi peas mindbreak instant loss 2koma

[fishing-princess]

The moral of the story is that you should let the perverts in your life exert influence on you. It might give you highly specific mental images that are kind of funny to think about. Or something else could happen and that could be fun too

[sailor-moon-rei]

by 沖野 銀

art republished with artist’s permission // not allowed for AI training

[sawdust-dustbin]

irish american chan will be the next big thing

[irish-american-chan]

So If Im Being Completely Honest I Am Small But Maybe If I Get Enough Calcium

[shutyourmoustache]

Making exercises more accessible to the disabled? Fuck yeah!

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

starting a compilation

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[illyadolatry]

just like. for the crowd.

here's the sexual content guidelines saying nudity is ok

here's the bit from the termination email telling you you can make a new account as long as it doesn't break the same rule

here's the guidelines for what counts as explicit (not mature, aka grounds for content deletion)

here's the section telling us that you will always be able to respond to content getting flagged as explicit (lie)

here's the section where it says you will be notified when your accunt gets terminated, and that the appeals are reviewed by humans (both lies)

and by the way, posting a single thing against ToS isn't supposed to be grounds for deletion,

[a-delicate-touch]

some of y'all are in denial that you have a fetish and it makes me sad fr

[a-delicate-touch]

if you:

can't cum unless x is involved in sex

get incredibly horny and aroused when x IS involved in sex

don't find interest in sex if x is not involved in some way shape or form

then congratulations, you have a fetish!! and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that! fetish isnt a bad or ugly thing, it's just something that's a part of your sexuality, and it's nothing to be ashamed of.

unless you're into that 😉

[i-suggest-vore]

Hey if you don't have a fetish but are on the lookout for one then I have a suggestion

[a-delicate-touch]

and what fetish would that be user i-suggest-vore

[i-suggest-vore]

Feet

[zerounitrgb]

🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Ally Seto Kaiba 🏳️‍⚧️

[bgm05]

casual pokemon player meme: I would like to have sex with this animal

competitive pokemon player meme: Bro thought he could switch his 252 Spe Borgulon into 252 SpAtk Choice Codpiece 2x Funny Dance STAB Mega Booboobus Peerless Tsunami 💀

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

[uwuppa]

[nyawave]

[m0nteverdi]

Pokemon is the only community where the competitive crowd is funnier than the casual one

[nightingem]

this is the top post of all time on r/stunfisk (the competitive pokemon subreddit) and is has been a running joke for so long. sometimes i reference it and forget and have to explain it.

oh and one of the absolute ogs.

gonna put a few of my fav stinkposts on here too also.

[cant-reed]

& my personal favorite for just sending to people

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

[meli-writes]

a full meal

the government says this plan will increase the integration of vampiric persons into normal society. the national health service says their trial will help 'people with disordered hemosynthetic parasitism' manage their health and avoid poor, condition-derived choice.

everyone knows it's kinda bullshit.

the clinics are too far apart, the waiting lists too long, the supply too short and the subject of endless headlines about the bagfeeders stealing from our veins. (0.4% of daily donations, to be precise.)

and you're still basically disabled without RADE (risk-aware dietary enhancement), and taking it from a partner is just a call-out post and a lost mutual aid network waiting for a breakup.

you could do bloodwork. it'll even be not-yet illegal if you don't let them fuck you, which is only the most required part if you aren't a top 0.1% earner and still wanna make rent.

no. what everyone knows really is that it's not enough, and it's not supposed to be. they want you starving, barely able to get up in the evening, getting fired totally because you can't keep up and all these complaints which are totally valid.

they want you thinking about making those poor, condition-derived choices. so they can simper about how much they sympathise with your condition and how unsafe you must feel while they lock you up and cancel all their plans and trials for being ineffective.

so you're in their corridors, their halls. it's where they want you. cheap, and vulnerable, and needy. with the people who could make it better and won't. who'll enjoy you and feed you and toss you when the headlines get too close to finding out.

but maybe this time you want to make one of those choices. and maybe, for first time in so so long, you're going to remember what it means to feel full.