[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 1

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 6

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[realest-slenderman]

i do accomodate people with disabilities when they collect my pages btw

[realest-slenderman]

i cant provide adderall for you but i can give you an extended time limit + cryptic hints for collecting my pages

[soupkiddo]

thank you Slenderman! can I wear earplugs? the static is a bit overstimulating

[realest-slenderman]

yes you can 👍

[soupkiddo]

I love you Slenderman. can you kill my boss.

[realest-slenderman]

i love you too and i cant leave my forest but if you send your boss over to me i can probably arrange something

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[the-irreverend]

The GOAT

[m1ce-sp1ce]

Free reign to say Jk Rowling is a predator who shared an upskirt picture of a trans woman and said she shouldn't have worn a skirt if she didn't want to be sexually harassed, enjoys the company of open child predators, and thinks Lolita is a tragic romance story. She is a danger to women and children.

[calebwittebane]

i looked and she was sleeping like this. on purpose, she chose this. and when she heard me laughing she crawled out from under the duvet all sleepy and gave such an angry offended look

[calebwittebane]

thank you for appreciating my beloved kitty amity. i am glad she and her angy canky face are famous. to celebrate here is my drawing of her in that moment

but also dont worry shes generally unbothered and funny and loves to frolic. this was a notable rare instance of angy and canky

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[tastylemonbread]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[shrimpleshroomple]

who invited this guy

[wolf-aid]

No human being on Earth has truly felt what is happening in Palestine and Gaza. Sometimes, it feels as if humanity no longer exists. Life is unbearable here

[wolf-aid]

You have food, fans, air conditioners, houses, and apartments! Yet the children and residents of Gaza are homeless, sitting and sleeping in the open. The children of Gaza have no food or water, and they suffer from many illnesses, from lack of sleep and extreme hunger.

[wolf-aid]

So for those children of Gaza I live among them and see how they live so I try to do something for them even if it is small so please I am building a beautiful school and it is an initiative so I hope you donate to provide them with a better environment if we can Please donate now before it's too late

Donate to Help the children of Gaza get a safe and free education., organized by Asma Yunis

The Coastal Initiative in Gaza urgently needs your support to laun… Asma Yunis needs your support for Help the children of Gaza get a safe a

[punkitt-is-here]

Please help this project out!

[wolf-aid]

Please guys we only need €180 to reach €7.500 This is a very wonderful progress please if we can donate for the children of Gaza who have only seen murder, destruction and hunger in the last 3 years this is absolutely terrible please donate now And share this!

[wolf-aid]

Guys I can't believe this unfortunately only 10 euros after the last post but guys I only need your help we still need 170 euros to reach 7500 Please, if you think you have some humanity, donate to save the children of Gaza from ignorance Please donate now! Please!

[only-cat-memes]

[guerrillatech]

[cryptotheism]

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

[karrakazz]

i am not immune to propaganda

[retroactivebakeries]

you are immune to stab wounds

[karrakazz]

i am immune to stab wounds

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[furrypost-generator]

[furrypost-generator]

bitches be sucking farts there

[ravingsockmonkey]

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

[alexseanchai]

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

[headbenzhawk]

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

[thecryptkeeper]

really dig these