for every rose, a thorn

im just here for the complimentary snacks

[piosplayhouse]

hourly comics

[self-loving-vampire]

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

[incorrect-torna-quotes]

Malos: Every major city has banned me from using their public transit system except Theosoir, Tantal. I have no idea what their breaking point is, but mark my words, I will fucking find it.

[jinmalos]

speakigbn of which,,,,

been drawin the gang

[jinmalos]

damn ur ripped! whats ur pronouns ? 😳

[jinmalos]

fishing king

[jinmalos]

idk gang

[insertdisc5]

SURPRISE!!! In Stars and Time is coming to Nintendo Switch on launch in 2023!!! Check out that cool new launch trailer to celebrate ✨✨✨

(If you don't have a Switch, do not worry, ISAT is still coming to PC~!!! Don't forget to wishlist the game on Steam to stay updated, and to help us defeat the almighty Steam algorithm)

[necromancelena]

*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

[angrymurderchild]

[catchymemes]

[womaninthehighlands]

What in the tarnation???

[hawberries]

i’ve been… collecting some boys

[image is nine chibi drawings of characters from Nu: Carnival. They are of Aster giggling, Yakumo sitting with three black snakes, Quincy sitting near a placid brown bear, Edmond kneeling next to a snow leopard with a pout, Olivine reading to a gentle deer, Kuya smirking with a silver fox mirroring his expression, Garu leaping with a black wolf friend, Blade with a grinning opossum in his lap, and and Morvay laughing, arranged on a dark grey background.]

[rowenablade]

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine

Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all

It was only a fish

IT WAS ONLY A FISH

[anistarrae]

waddle dee town

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor

[c-53]

Chronic neuron misfire at work where a customer asked what my specialty was, like, what my favorite drink is ig, and I said “wasp cup” and we stared at eachother for a second and I decided to double down for some fucking reason and said “you bring the wasp I bring the cup” and she was just like “ok can I have an iced white mocha” without any emotion it was like two neural nets interacting

[prokopetz]

The thing that distinguishes Tumblr shitposts from shitposts on other social media platforms isn't the content, it's the register. The hairpin code-switching between very formal and very vulgar speech – the kind of speech that will use the words "increasingly" and "fucktrumpet" in the same sentence.

[cursmudgeon]

It's the Homestuck accent

[elfgirleargasm-deactivated20241]

Thank you so much! This is the absolute worst way you could've described this type of speech

[straightboyfriend]

okay i came from the nail painting post and when you said you’re a trans male i expected you to be an androgynous cutie but you look like a man..

i don’t know what to say. i kinda want you to die in a grenade explosion