Sovereign Zenith

Zen/Zenith | 21 | She/her | Where I occasionally draw about my present interests and post a various things! My current obsession is Fire Emblem!

[sleepy-bebby]

Num Num Cat TikTok Chain

[fernlom]

ohhhh that finish

[lacrimalis]

you guys have NO idea how frustrated i am knowing those finisher lyrics are ORIGINAL FOR THIS TIKTOK and i CANT listen to this 20s speakeasy lounge sounding ass motherfucker just spit lyrical subjugation for whole albums at a time

[natalieironside]

I think what's wrong with me is that my dad loved making boiled peanuts but when you say "boiled peanuts" in a thick Mississippi Delta accent it sounds like "bald penis" and we were forbidden from acknowledging that

[natalieironside]

My dad, internally: "The children must be fed nutriment. I have in my possession a very large pot and a propane burner; I shall make a sojourn to the grocer's and procure peanuts."

My dad, aloud: "'Ey, y'all wansum bald penis?"

[natalieironside]

All of us, internally: "Ah yes, such a delectable summertime treat that will be."

All of us, aloud: "'Ey, shitchea. Daddy boutta bal up some bald penis!"

[natalieironside]

#who the fuck eats peanuts boiled.

They take on a delightful texture similar to water chestnuts and get infused with whatever seasonings you put in the water. It is literally so fucking delicious and if you don't know about bald penis then you are Deprived. The food of the gods.

[natalieironside]

#as a european#what the fuck

Honey, darling, listen to me. Would I lie to you? No, I wouldn't. If you ever find yourself driving around in the rural southern US, you simply must keep an eye out for one of these gentlemen:

For a very reasonable price you'll be provided a cup of absolutely delectable provincial delicacies that will surely equal any hors d'ouvers you might find on the continent. I promise, darling, it is the most délicieuse dining experience you're likely to find, and it will surely--as my dear departed grandmama used to say--"make yer tongue slap yer brains out"

[dynamo-of-fake-twin-brother-fame]

This gentleman has spelled peanuts three different ways on his stall.

[keymintt]

dragons and their fire

[scorbunny]

single handedly the FUNNIEST reaction to sneasler ive ever seen (x) 

[tiktokmuseum]

boys will be boys

[deo-sideblog]

All hail the bean slide

[ester-gal]

my contribution to the ferdibert zine! Things are getting interesting during the teatime

[thebestoftumbling]

[arvanitish]

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

[actualfkntrash]

mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES

[doctorslippery]

127551 views and 2809 votes on Imgur

So this is a cheat-sheet I’ve made for personal use to just have an overview over all the basic D&D rules. The first page covers most of the text rules. The color divides the sections more or less from one another.

The second page covers most of the important tables and stats, that you’ll probably need through the game. Hope you like it and find some use for this! Cheers.

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

SUPER handy! I might use this for the kiddos in my beginner d&d camp this summer!

[monstrous-ideas]

I should print those out for players

[willowwickertop]

Fuck my players I need this

[filmarachnid]

I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING

[ester-gal]

I’m opening ko-fi requests!! I’ll make you a doodle in exchange for a coffee on my ko-fi page <3

first request is for @goldensahara thank youuuu <3

[ester-gal]

XIX century au, Hubert and Ferdinand share a little dialogue 

[xenosaurus]

using ‘closest allies’ to determine who is going to run off together at the end of the black eagles route is useless.  everyone is in love with hubert.  he has too much range so he gains support points any time anyone anywhere on the map punches something.

[xenosaurus]

support group for people who have come within 100 miles of hubert von vestra and are now bizarrely attracted to a man most charitably described as ‘a disney villain with actual political skill’

[xenosaurus]

Not to shame my entire army, but this man has no right being the empire’s most eligible bachelor

[xenosaurus]

UPDATE:

Ferdinand won.

[xenosaurus]

the tags on this post are spectacular 

[xenosaurus]

I can’t believe I posted the tags before receiving this one, which caused me to laugh in a way only perceivable by dogs

[sly-8]

BLUE LIONS!!!!!!

[bird-bitez]

@goldensahara

[bird-bitez]

@goldensahara

[did-you-know]

In hopes of inspiring younger generations, NASA created this series of gorgeous retro travel posters that encourage you to imagine a future where common space travel is a legitimate possibility. Source

[thecollectibles]

Plague characters by Cheng Letian