[rarestsparkle]

i recommend telling yourself “this isn’t an experience i want to keep having” and stop entertaining things that are really detrimental to your health and don’t benefit you in anyway.

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

[chaosi-art]

For you @moth-and-fern-art , thanks <3

[adobe-outdesign]

Spin this wheel of gross foods from Neopets. I will pay you $500 to eat your result.

Are you taking the offer?

Hell yeah

I will begrudgingly suffer through it for the money

I would eat it but only for $1000

I am not eating it under any circumstances

[See results button]

Remaining time: 2 days 11 hours

[gay-trans-lgbt-advice]

Thank god for titties and pasta

[dafancyuhinspiration]

[damageandgoods]

[fallout-lou-begas]

i can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns into a cat* *crawls into your lap while youre sitting crosslegged* *falls into a deep sleep but i still look really upset even as i'm sleeping*

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[segamascott]

[natoraptor]

“Tour Guides”

-2026

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[liniccaro]

cmm, thank you 𓆩🩵𓆪

[kosmogrl]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot