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club scene if it was stupid song by olivia rodrigo

#miscelium this is diabolical work oh my goooooddddddghhh #the fucking light flashes matching the beat. i'm gonna Die #heated rivalry #hr edit

lavenderprose

Shane in the locker room of any given All Star Game after he and Ilya get married and are playing on opposing teams for the weekend: If we don't beat those guys I will actually spend the rest of my life thinking about it. This is your only chance to prove to me that you belong in the NHL. This is not a friendly game, this is a grudge match to the death. I want you all to lock in like you have never fucking locked in--

Meanwhile, Ilya: Woohoo boys let's play some fucking hockey [Timber by Pitbull blasting at full volume]

Cliff Marleau, probably: Hollander's gonna kill you in cold blood, man.

Ilya: Cliff. Cliff let me look in your eyes when I say this. I know. I will enjoy it very much. My night ends the same whether I win or lose, Marley. Anyway. [Song switches to Party Rock Anthem] LET'S MAKE THEM WORK FOR IT BOYS. WOO

Cliff: Dude what is this playlist.

Ilya: It is called 'Prom Night 2013.' Was a good year for me, Marley.

#tumblr user lavenderprose i love your brain so much <3 #hollanov #heated rivalry

peachyjude

hudcon socratic seminar you are the coolest person alive.

honestly your page in general is one of the things that consistently makes me go ...hmn... about them but i digress.

for me, it's the shut up evan podcast interview that hudson does where connor calls in with the video wearing his hat, and hudson has this stupid enamoured idiot smile on his face. it's basically shane's exact stairwell kiss expression it's insane.

also, i have platonic friends that i love and i am very tactile with, but if they ever did the finger in the shirt sleeve thing at the bar that connor does, i would be fully convinced that they were in love with me.

wishing you bountiful hudcon today xx

omg thank you baby… can we tell i miss academia lol hashtag nerd

honestly i would love for you to get on this train with us… or at least get in the sandbox heheh we love to play here!!

also. so you mean this huh (stealing this from u g @raysperson )

bc actually. this is crazy. this is so crazy I can’t even look at it for that long bc it feels like something im not supposed to be looking at

and ANOTHER STRIKE for the weho truthers bc YEAH connor sticking his fingers into hudson’s sleeve… jfc dude… and his pupils dilated to hell. CONTROL IT PLEASE. he was marking his territory for fucking real

im having a very bountiful hudcon day, truly i am 🩷🩷 right back at ya!!

#prev. doing the sign of the cross over my chest fr #also that is exactly the same face. HUDSON COME HERE AND ANSWER FOR YOUR CRIMES MY GOD #hudcon

chubby-cry-baby

shane and ilya swap jerseys during their last montreal vs boston game!!! its already public that ilya isn’t signing back with boston and it’s part of their 300 step plan of showing the public they’re friends before announcing the irina foundation.

its a show of respect as captains who have been playing against eachother for years and they weighed the pros and cons for weeks!! the pictures of them holding eachothers jerseys are very popular and circle back when they’re out and people start speculating the timeline.

#oh. OH #hollanov #heated rivalry

rylandgraces

When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

#usually means we have all been drinking the fun kool aid

shanyshko

i've been really obsessed with the intimate little things they both notice about each other before they're supposed to know that stuff. try as they might to completely divorce the hookups and the sex from everything else, you can't help but pick up a few things.

shane always uses rosemary mint shampoo and conditioner, matching set. ilya sees it in a trader joe's in boston once and puts it in his cart before putting it back. ilya collects super ugly lighters on purpose, shane supposes he thinks they're funny or something. he has one that's got an american flag with a trout and fireworks on it. he leaves it at shane's place and shane packs it in his checked bag to give back to him. he thinks of him every time he checks out at a gas station. shane's fake name on uber eats is shawn. ilya hates the smell of artificial vanilla (shane throws that candle out). shane flies through hockey biographies, the one on his nightstand changes every time.

ilya's sheets are high thread count cotton. the cottage has cokes, and bags of hot cheetos. they notice before they let themselves admit it.

#walking aggressive laps around my living room about this. if you EVEN CARE #god they make me so gooey and soft i can't Do It #heated rivalry

bitesized vol. 04

#handing in my hudcon assignment for the day #poetry #hudcon #bitesized #linn writes things #this very much so inspired by all those hollanov dog metaphor posts that kept going around. my fave posts of all time maybe #also pertains to hudcon in my sandbox

knownqueerbaiter

shane and his future kids are gonna have so much fun playing Put All The Toys In A Line together

#i have a kid at work that i have named baby shaney in my head because all he does is this and i must say. kinda therapeutic #this and also bug catching. we catch a lot of bugs #(u don't wanna know how many woodlouse i have to Excitedly look at every day. it's a lot)

mylittleredgirl

thank you all gif makers everywhere, yes i WOULD like to live inside that half a second when my otp looked at each other forever on repeat, lovingly color-adjusted to make them even hotter than ever