, no i'm not

in this quarantined house we protect martin berrote at all costs

[hammersanvil]

Y'all are serving cunt?? Baelor fucking died and you're serving cunt in matching outfits??

[crustycreature]

Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.

What’s your url?

Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),

What’s your new fucked up version of your url?

crustycreature

crucrur

[daoggiallavvenire]

Musica in quarantena

Francesco Gabbani - Così celeste

[gonnamurderyou]

this is what’s played in heaven’s cafeteria

[best-shower-thoughts]

Chili’s doesn’t have any chilis on its menu (source)

[gonnamurderyou]

excuse me for not being American but what the hell does chili’s serve then

[cvteeds]

credit : @alicesinhaler on ig 💕

[antonivs]

other people: i love you

martín berrote: yo te propuse fundir oro juntos

[another-commongirl]

I don't believe any of that 1% bs, I believe that Berlin actually loved Palermo as much as Palermo loved him and that's exactly why he choose to walk away, because Berlin was dying and he knew that if Palermo had had his love, had they stayed together Palermo would have died with him, he wouldn't have survived his lost, and I want to believe Berlin loved him so much he didn't want that fate for him.

Berlin said it, they were soulmates and he'd never felt for anyone what he felt for him and that little smile when Palermo was holding his face, just before kissing him... Berlin loved Palermo too but he had to be at peace with his death and he couldn't do it if he stayed with Palermo because he would have had a reason to live...

I believe that and I won't change my mind 😭❤️❤️

[gonnamurderyou]

this one. this is the post that broke me.

[the-irongirl]

Aaaaall right am I only the one who's watching the kiss scene between palermo and berlino over and over again? Im so fucking gone (and heartbroken) 😍😍😍😭😭😭

[theskystillwakesup]

b99 google drive

hi y’all!

I’ve made a google drive folder accessible by link in which i will be downloading and uploading episodes of b99 season 6 as they come out. please share this with anyone that isn’t able to access or watch the show! link: here 

let me know if anyone has any problems. happy watching!

[hozieredits]

Hozier - The Humours of Whiskey (Traditional, a cappella)

[gonnamurderyou]

I think this is what heaven plays in loop

[goodomensedit]

GOOD OMENS + Tumblr Year in Review 2019

Good Omens is, at its heart, a cosmic gay rom-com, with bad-boy Crowley tempting Aziraphale to get out of his comfort zone and enjoy life, while Aziraphale simultaneously lures him into being a better, less selfish person.

The duo haltingly come together, fall apart under the strain of the events around them and their conflicting moralities, and inevitably come together again to save the day and each other. The rifts in their relationship are felt far more keenly than any instance of demonic mass murder. Their story is so bright and captivating that it’s well worth watching, even if it makes the rest of the show pale by comparison. — Samantha Nelson, The Verge

[vee-a-literal-alien-deactivated]

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

[proto-homo]

All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive, make some noise!!!!

[cosmicyeehaw]

[poisonouschicken]

This is all in block capitals.

So it’s shouting! You need to shout this.

I’m gonna do it in the spirit of how it was written.

Okay, good good good.

…DAVID, WHAT HAS HAPPEN TO YOUR HAIR?!!

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

None of you ever think to thank the giant woman twerking to make the wave pool work and it shows

[such-justice-wow]

You mean the moon???

[e-jotja-deactivated20200224]

[thelawfulchaotic]

How to Argue Like an Asshole

Good evening, friends, let me tell you some Secrets on how to argue like (and with) assholes. I’m writing this because I keep running into a particular asshole, and I need to stop engaging with them, and so this is an instruction sheet for myself as well as you guys. 

First, try to avoid assholes; they don’t deserve your time and energy. But, if an Argument is unavoidable, here are a few tips on how to emerge unscathed. 

Let go of the idea that you’re going to win. 

You’re not gonna win. Nobody wins in an argument with an asshole. But, on the other hand, you can make them lose. You can deprive them of their entertainment and their triumph. 

How??? 

Do not present your side of this debate. 

This is so counter-intuitive for most of us who believe in things like, oh, science, or real facts, or the idea that real facts can be determined by science. Here’s a cool terrible thing about humans: certainty has nothing to do with facts. And when people are certain, that is when they become assholes. 

When someone’s only goal is to win an argument, any real evidence or facts you give them is just ammunition for them to turn against you. 

You will not convince them. So what should you be doing? 

Destroy their arguments.

This is a thing of joy, because it’s what assholes are used to doing. They are, at heart, morons who don’t know how to construct, only how to destroy. 

I used to be super emotional about arguments like this. I couldn’t think of anything to say while the other person ranted on about their horrifying bigotry. Now I’m a lawyer, and I’ve learned to weaponize my essentially nitpicky nature. For money. 

So here are some easy tactics you can remember and deploy: 

- Make them define the words they use. Nitpick the definitions. 

- Turn questions back on them. If they ask you “why do you believe x”, ask them why they believe y. If they pull some “I asked first” shit, ask them why they’re afraid to defend their beliefs. 

- Call them emotional.  If possible, pick out specific emotions. This is especially devastating when you’re debating a man, as he will get more emotional as a result. 

- “Why is that funny? I don’t get it.” Making people explain mean jokes can be a delight; they just wilt the more you question them about the underlying assumptions. 

- Laugh at any especially dumb shit. Like they use some slogan or catchphrase that’s obviously untrue, due to science, or essentially ridiculous, like “we’ve made America great again,” and you just blurt out laughing. If they get mad, tell them – oh, so sorry, I’ll shut up, I’m giving you the floor to talk about your beliefs. I’m respecting you. This is a goddamn power move. It gives you the high ground, and also the implied control over the situation. The floor belongs to you, but you are yielding it to someone because you can. 

- If they make an awkward exit, let them. Especially if they call the discussion “political.” It means they’re feeling attacked. Graciously allow them to retreat with their tail between their legs. If they storm off, allow them to do that too. Congratulations; you’ve ended the argument and you don’t have to deal with it anymore. 

Basically: hand the asshole a shovel, and let ‘em dig. Relieve yourself of the burden to convince them they are wrong, and just sour their fun instead. 

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Additionally, these are the tactics that assholes use, consciously or subconsciously, all the time. Recognize them. Once you know what they are, you can become immune to the intimidation and belittling tactics. 

Good luck.