Bjårk Bjårk

I'm jordyn this is my blog where I post things

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[thatoverwatchgirl-deactivated20]

JUNE 1ST 2017 AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING I SEE.

[forgottenghosty]

June 1st, 2018 and I’m so ready!

[anxietyproblem]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every time you learn the pronunciation of a new language, you somehow redesign your own voice.

[sarahconnorjr]

[dromaeocore-deactivated20250226]

you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

[dromaeocore-deactivated20250226]

like this:

[orcpiss-deactivated20181220]

not a furry:

furry:

[ven0moth]

olive garden is just an Italian dennys

[bestgoatfriend-deactivated20170]

someone: its not healthy to depend on other ppl for ur happiness!!! uwuwuwu

me: call 📞📞 1-800-DID-I-ASK  👀 👀 👀 

[lumnch]

You want my advice? Log off tumblr and make yourself a nice grilled cheese, using good crusty bread with ½ cheddar and ½ parmesan cheese. The best possible soup for dipping it into is Campbell’s tomato soup, the kind that comes in a little can that you mix with water, only instead use milk. 

[lumnch]

Well.. Good luck out there…

*dies*

[lumnch]

[boarofthenorth100]

Holy Shit Is Slender Man Real

[gabthegod-deactivated20210204]

Probably

[adhdo5]

FOR FUCK’S SAKE CAN WE NOT FUCKING DO THIS 

NEED I REMIND YOU PEOPLE  

THIS IS WHAT GIVES THIS FANDOM A BAD NAME 

THIS IS WHAT MAKES SHIT LIKE THE BULLSHIT HBO DOCUMENTARY HAPPEN 

[boarofthenorth100]

Hi - What Is Hbo

[boarofthenorth100]

Nevormind I Googoled It And Now I Am Watching GAME OF THRONES

[sonic06apologist]

[glumshoe]

You fool. You sent a mere boy to do a manatee’s job.

[tired--archivist]

hey what does this mean??.

[glumshoe]

He’s just a kid. He’s never gonna be able to eat 10-15% of his body weight in sea grass per day. Look at him… he can barely swim. How the hell is he supposed to graze along the bottom of the lagoon? This is a nightmare.

[sailorbrazil]

wizard… a sorceress

[pochowek]

Boys go to harvard to become bastard… girls go to yale, what the hale….

[collegiate-confession]

h o w

[memescomedy]

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

this cracked me up more than i think it should have

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[kitkat30]

this bread tiny

yeast

[ana-logical]

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.