disaster bisexual

🍋 she/her | 20s | ao3 🍋 museblogging on: @killedbythegroove just a silly goose who's chronically online

[doityourselfbombs]

every day I have to make decisions

[fairycosmos]

coworkers love earnestly saying shit like Yeah i just asked chatgpt what i should be feeding my newborn

[chimaerakitten]

It’s wild how pan bundles can get away with calling something a “5-piece set” when two of the “pieces” are lids. Motherfucker that’s a three piece set. Stop lying.

[swarnpert]

i think even if someone lives there right now they should let you go into your childhood home like once a year just to check it out

[kelcipher]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last item you held (phone doesn't count) just despawned are you ok with it?

yes

no

GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:(

could be worse

meh

results

Remaining time: 5 days 4 minutes

Living creatures like your pet don't count

[hermes-xi]

Tag game

The 7th picture in your camera roll is how you died.

Tags below cut.

Mine is this:

@biscotch @theycallmezizi @epichermesholymoly @hawkeyedoodles @rocky-core @loch-nes-dragon @thetypogoddess @chaos-triangle @booknerd2712 @bardorsomethinglikethat @astralfmboi @jupiinova @justcall-me-max @b-does-arts @i-am-trashyy @mini-birdy-offical @fandom-hopper-official @subtletwilighteternity @ellie-moonbeam @cosmic-entity-official @crimzndrgn @valdezsimp02 @thegreendragongirl @transmasc-offical @thefoolingreen @azurest4r @nicothehalfblood @nyx-zooble3 @dragontheryuu @chqoswood @nexttomywife +open tags

[chqoswood]

…ah.

@oak-the-crow @stankycheez @mer-acle @themostrandommoon @ghostbibooo @bfdiayuri @aaaaiuio @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @zeta-finnish @vintricles @disney-girl1 @luckybug719

[itsuwari-no-kibo-offical]

Ah yes the get well soon abandoned car

[broke-animal-enjoyer-offical]

...huh.

@laciffo-natas @small-bottle-of-expired-milk

@cholgamer @rainlovable @rainbowkessem

[cholgamer]

cleaning the office windows (10 stories up) please thats the worst way to die😭😭😭😭😭

@homiro @fanfavoritefragrances @asterrwritess @julpernulper @soul-t-s @ open and no pressure tag!

[julpernulper]

THANKS CHOLE!!

open tags cause i’m lazyyyy!!!!!

[lost-on-the-highway]

prev sends this to me every time I reference a Certain Someone. and therefore not unreasonable that an image of Said Someone killed me. he's gotten damn close to killing me I swear.

@monarch-ambrosia @lightwxrker @baraelsblades @goosetowns @drwatsonsjournal @secretlyafiveheadeddragon

[goosetowns]

me and my boy both dying apparently

@keo6323 @mypluginbaby @m3dus6 and open tags

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

[guessinggames-deactivated-2026-0]

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

[blondecourage]

A new JRT video? In this economy???

[jaybaumansbuzzcut]

when your competitor in horror movie trivia doesn't know the gayest freddy krueger movie front to back

[blasto-the-hanar-specter]

✨✨✨

[abigailspinach]

[raelemond]

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

[fa3ryb0t]

movies never show the part where you have to pee after sex to avoid a uti they just start cuddling and fall asleep or whatever

[cryptidnova]

Imagine: You go to Yelena Belova's office for a meeting with her, but it turns out to be a jacuzzi. She's naked in the water, and demands you take off your clothes and get in.

This is not a fanfiction, but a real thing that happened to my good friend Peter Parker. And it should have been me.

[the-spiciest-sinnamon-roll]

Iron lung shirtless scene explanation:

Argument A: The harness represents how much Simon has lost his autonomy and how trapped he is in his circumstances. Even in his most bare form, he cannot exist for himself; the value of his life is determined by the people around him.

Argument B: Mark wanted to put some fan service in his movie and the harness accentuates his marky milkers

[grindrbooks]