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INFJ |  ♒ ⊙ | ♑ ☽ | mint lemon person

[justintaco]

[wafflesex]

Had some wine. Played Dream Daddy. Are you ready for this.

[dankmemes12061]

Much bad luck

[unicornlamps]

Not to be dramatic or anything but this is the funiest thing ive ever seen

[everseeing-eyes]

[daunvaliant]

Star Trek has given me unrealistic expectations about the sexual compatibility of aliens and humans

[flowerkirks-deactivated20140917]

#what if first contact happens tomorrow and absolutely none of the aliens are dtf

[afamineinyourheart]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[teslastoaster]

[goriaphantas]

best.

[80sanime]

[goriaphantas]

what the actual fuck 

[shima-draws]

Hi hello please gaze upon one (1) very good boy

Thank you, carry on

[jaidefinichonv2]

[bradley-upperbitch-iii]

Translation:

Hey gang, I just ran after this animal. Someone tell me what animal is this. Look. It’s weird, I found it. I thought it was a duck. Look at its feet, my god *bird kicks* HEY, CALM IT FUCKER, DON’T PECK ME. My mom has a zoo at her house, I’m gonna take it to her. But look, it’s a weird animal *bird starts pecking his fingers* AAAAAAAAAAAAH IT PECKED ME, SON OF A FUCKING BITCH. *sucks air through teeth* UUUGHH FUCK, HE’S PECKING ME GUYS AAAAAAAAHH, ASSHOLE AAAH. FUCKER, LET ME GO, OH FUCK AAH–

[hoisinn]

i wanna die

[cinemablog]

future medical professionals will be full of otaku

[plain-crisps]

i love her so fucking much 

based on this

[2sono]

[galraart]

the galra team were WILD

[zuspacey]

/I wasn’t angry. I just didn’t want to get too used to calling you that. Because the war isn’t over, and you never know. /

[jayce]

[magnusderp]

big mood

[caleforpresident]

I can’t get over this

[leplastiquedick]

me screaming in another plane of existence 

[sadboyfactory]

[katiesmithkss-deactivated]

HE JUST STRAIGHT UP STARTS SCREAMING I LOVE THIS DOG OH MY GOD!

[northeastartist]

THIS IS A FOREVER MOOD