I just want to be happy ffs

chaos fuelled gorilla philosopher, cook and rolls dice animals love me, cat's tolerate me and mosquitoes have a hit out on me I have lost my car keys twice by the time this post is typed out

[gorillahaut]

I love the retro table top artstyle

[great-and-small]

I am constantly thinking about this

[great-and-small]

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

[haveyouplayedthisttrpg]

Have you played FREE FROM THE YOKE ?

By Fyodor Kasatkin and Minerva McJanda

After occupation and revolution, your nation is finally free. Now you need to decide what happens next. Will you work with your fellow citizens to build a glorious new land, or forge your own path?

Have you played?

Yes I have played it

No but I've read it

no but i've heard of it

never heard of it

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

[toboldlynerd]

[etakeh]

Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim

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Hey y'all. Here's something for you.

[petermorwood]

Reblog and Signal Boost for US followers.

[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[billspreston-esq]

[dogpuppy]

[innovadesexual]

[depsidase]

[gorillahaut]

This is false, I've been rejecting fascists for years now, it ain't working.

(you should still do it mates, hatred is like smoking: it satisfies but doesn't satiate)

[oobbbear]

I drew this stupid burger I saw that brings me comfort and joy

[afterword]

hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza

[afterword]

this is exactly the way i meant it :) the sooner u love urself the sooner we can all play mario kart btw. but its ok if u take a while. we are not going anywhere

[zoesupreme]

Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard

[zoesupreme]

By talos this can't be happening again

[goodatyugioh]

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

[goodatyugioh]

sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat

[amodevotee]

Literally what I said to the woman at the shelter. I want the dumbest cat you have

Look at him, he’s got no brain cells. You can hear the elevator music playing in his empty skull. I love him

[goodatyugioh]

you look into this animals eyes and you can tell absolutely nothing is going on in there i am so happy for you

[somekidinacoma]

His tag says “Long Boy Bob” 😂😂

[joyfultimetravelbanana]

Reblog= equals one pat For long boy bob

Like= more cat treats 

[gorillahaut]

For Bob !!!

[wise-old-wizard-and-also-lawyer]

I have sciatic pain in my left leg pls help

[verdan-the-druid]

Do you keep a wallet in your back pocket?

[wise-old-wizard-and-also-lawyer]

Nah I don't I have a herniated disc tho

[verdan-the-druid]

I'll just come punch you in the spine... Worked on bat man

[wise-old-wizard-and-also-lawyer]

Do some herbal healing stuff Idc

[gorillahaut]

Lay down and bring your leg as close to your chest as you can (with your knee folded). Then hug your leg as tight as you can. You'll know it's working if you hurt less. You'll also know it's not working if it hurts more.

[walk2574]

[foxgirlscath]

All yall

[ves-is-a-bot]

you're not wrong but this doesn't exactly help solve the problem

[foxgirlscath]

Just start saying horny shit to people you wanna be horny with. It's not that difficult. Shesh.

[ves-is-a-bot]

[hekknsreblogs]

What if I want to have an all-around intimate relationship based on mutual interests, boundaries,

September 21st 2023. Didn't get to finish what I was saying but I was 100% making a good point

[syn4k]

full transparency here i daydream about meeting my online friends so often. in these scenarios, i tackle hug them in the airport and don't let go for several seconds. theyre not the height i thought they would be and it both delights and terrifies me. we make fun of each others' outfits. i bounce on my toes the entire way to the rental car, aglow with excitement, the happiest and most animated i've been in years. and for a short, gilded moment in time, everything is alright

[syn4k]

in my fantasies, expressing my love for others is as simple and easy as breathing

[syn4k]

hey this post got a lot of notes really fast is everyone okay

[gorillahaut]

You know the answer mate, don't make us say it, come oooon

[telltaletypist]

war and hate on planet venus

[miss-wizard]

suck my blood and kill my penus

[brainy-gremlin-official]

[gorillahaut]

I'm tearing my brain trying to remember the song, what is it? Aaaagh, I swear I heard of it before, fuck my baka life