I Snapple-Pap My Feet All Up and Down the Town

She/Her | 20+ | Hello! I'm Willow, I'm a writer and neophyte programmer, and am deeply into role playing games. Tumblr is dead but all my stuff is here anyway.

[sentimentalslut]

im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

[adastrabbit]

these new tumblr ui changes are getting out of hand

[selkypostergirl]

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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[tgirl-gaming-thoughts]

DIYHRT.market is back as valerie.vg

[threshergirltail]

Discord is a popular Tumblr extension where you can feel even weirder about never messaging your mutuals that you want to talk to

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[clownboybebop]

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

[deadelated]

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

[deadelated]

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

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[asimplepotato]

I won't lie kitten, mommy had to sell the fantabulous flying machine. and the top hat with the gears too

[my-balls79]

[storyweavingspider]

Tara Knight inadvertently inspires the next generation of transfeminist theorywriters by them collectively going “holy shit, almost anything I write could be better than The Cripple Killing Essay”

[storyweavingspider]

Shooting to be the Marx of transfeminism and instead becoming the Freud of transfeminism is crazy work tbh

[rabbitkinglune777]

we bleed the same - we live the same

[somafalls]

[elliespectacular]

Luxurious artwork cheapened by meta commentary about its own success

Profound script undercut by sponsorships and promotions

Timeless classic rendered timeful and fleeting by pop culture references

Captivating prose dulled by the need to self-censor for monetization

Transcendent media made obtuse by dependence on the platform where it was hosted

[junk-thunder]

that edible you took three years ago is about to kick in

[vexwerewolf]

How bad do your commits need to be for the Vibe Coding Machine to tell you that you need to learn to code

[despazito]

Alex jones currently watching old tim and eric bits and crashing out