everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.

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[hellenhighwater]

Bad news, friends. I no longer have a guest room.

This is Mayhem's bedroom. She stole it fair and square...

... And she's not giving it back.

[dogposts]

it fucken WIMDY

[gossamarnie]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[pnglove]

[pumucklx]

now I want a cake like that, I guess I’ll beg my baker friend for one, because I can’t bake shit if my life depended on it.

[golden-autumn]

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[sentrysvoid]

10 Things I Hate About You dir. Gil Junger | 1999

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[pasparal]

Carrousel on fire in Bergamo, November 22, 2017 Photographer: Oli Freuler

[dragon-in-a-fez]

well that’s probably not releasing any trapped spirits. should be fine

[the-haiku-bot]

well that’s probably

not releasing any trapped

spirits. should be fine

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[inthedarkestlight]

Maekar: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Aerion: Mine just says "Aerion no"

Maekar: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

[baratheonpilled]

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1.02

[pandemonini]

Baelor lives AU where Baelor doesn't suffer any permanent health issues either is very entertaining to me cause personally I'm quite certain Maekar would not utter a single apology for bludgeoning him like that unless there are serious consequences. Like I know from the fanfics that everyone expects he'd drop the grumpy brat act and be so sweet and kind to Baelor but like me personally I think as soon as the maester tells him Baelor will be fine he'll become even bitchier.

[a-cuntof-cuntblr]