Welcome To The Madhouse

Miss Gotham. 25/F/CA.

[shoujo-dreamland]

“The head never rules the heart, but just becomes it’s partner in crime.”

[mvninn-deactivated20161120]

[violent-darts]

Birds ALSO have the “I love this thing, let me smush my face against it.” 

[anxietyproblem]

[gangler]

Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

[mackasaurussex]

Okay but…if someone wants to take me on a date to a Barnes and noble and get me dinner and a drink and then let me peruse the stacks like I’m not saying no. A sandwich, a beer, and 2-5 books on various topics I hope I’ll someday read about? Good night.

[silvysartfulness]

The Swedish equivalent of Blockbuster is now best known for its candy, snacks and sodas.

[thestraggletag]

This is El Ateneo Grand Splendid, an old theatre turned bookstore in Buenos Aires:

The stage itself was turned into a cafe:

You can’t even begin to comprehend the massive amounts of money this place makes, despite the fact that they turned the theatre boxes into reading nooks like this:

I’ve literally spent days holed up in there reading books for free while also consuming massive amounts of coffee and pastries.

Adapt or die, people.

[frayedcobweb]

Take me to Buenos freaking Aires… Leave me in this bookshop… Never look for me, you will not find me again.

[systlin]

If I ever get to Buenos Aires I’mma vanish into this bookshop and live there forever. 

[yffresbeard]

[thorodinson]

[the-deathclaw-whisperer]

[mygoldenwolf]

You’ve heard of “thanks, I hate it,” but allow me to introduce to you:

[totalparksandrec]

[catchymemes]

[gothambekiddingme]

When you have Fallout Shelter open while you’re doing stuff and you hear The Mysterious Stranger noise and YOU JUST QUICKLY PICK UP YOUR PHONE/TABLET/CONTROLLER TO FIND THAT MOTHERFUCKER BEFORE HE DISAPPEARS

[sarahcamerons]

John Mulaney stops by The Tonight Show

[awkwardmermaidhair]

God what a mood

[elvenbacon]

[mizworldofrandom]

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

Legendary.

[reenuka-deactivated20181217]

*SCREAMING*

[super-metroid]

“population growth” is just a formal mathematical way of saying “how fast can people fuck?”

[kokkuri3]

You’re missing an important part of this, here.

“Population growth” is just a formal mathematical way of saying “How fast can people fuck and also die?”

[super-metroid]

actually its more like “how much faster are people fucking than they are dying?”

[maxburgiv-deactivated20181216]

fuck to death ratio

[super-metroid]

exactly

[gothambekiddingme]

Me as hell

[askthepaladin]

Sir, your weapon is always well maintained and shiny. Can you give tips on your routine?

Thanks for this ask, soldier. I am happy to tell you all about it.

First off, I have created my own weapon cleaning lubricant which I have called Fire Arm Protectant, or FAP for short. I like to FAP my weapon every night before bed as it helps relax me and I find I sleep better after FAPing.

I usually stroke my weapon with FAP from the base to the tip, making sure I am very thorough. I have to be careful that it doesn’t go off, because that can make a big mess!

If you like, I can give you some personal tips. I am happy to FAP with any of my soldiers, if you like.

[askhancock]

(Doubled over laughing) oh my god, I can’t breathe! (Starts laughing again) never knew the brotherhood allowed that!

[askprestongarvey]

Paladin you may want to reconsider your wording as well as your acronym *is desperately trying not to laugh, fails and doubles over laughing*

[askmaccready]

*can’t. stop. giggling.*

*tugs down the brim of my hat with both hands trying to hide my laughter*

*can’t hide it. Shoulders shaking*