womb to tomb, sweetheart.

kelly / 21 / usa / hufflepuff

[space-capri-suns]

Keith + getting his swords

[komuesq]

as much as i love golden boy! shiro and troublemaker! keith, consider this: shiro as the golden boy and the “troublemaker” - he wouldn’t act up in class much but he’s definitely prone to shenanigans (mostly with matt + other buddies), and usually he’s let off the hook bc everyone loves him and most of his pranks are harmless and relatively funny.

and then there’s keith who doesn’t really like him bc stupid shiro keeps distracting the class when he’s trying to learn, and stupid shiro keeps singing musical numbers during lunch when keith just wants to eat his food in peace is that too much to ask, and stupid shiro keeps flashing him grins as if he’s trying to impress keith or something and keith is obviously NOT impressed (though he does very much enjoy attention from garrison’s golden boy) so -

[greelin]

“not everyone wants to fuck monstrous, centuries-old entities” y'know what……… fair but shut up

[thedailystyles]

Harry at BBC Radio 1

[doriangaymer]

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The feline equivalent of a healer facing off solo against a tank. 

[doriangaymer]

@voidbat This is important

[voidbat]

some cats are ten thousand percent not fucking around.

[dilfosaur]

deadeye

[slade-wilsons]

“The casting director recommended him, initially, and said that he’s not just about the Marvel movies. Of course, Captain America is a cool character and he’s great in that, but they introduced me to a movie called Puncture, that’s an indie film where he shows his sensitive acting abilities, and I’d previously seen Danny Boyle’s Sunshine. So, he was in between his Marvel projects and was very actively looking for different types of projects. He heard about this project, and it was a nice mutual attraction. It was my first English language film, and I got a lot of help from Chris. He’s a really smart guy, and we had a lot of discussions about the dialogue. It was great. The hardest thing about working with Chris was hiding his muscles. He’s supposed to be in the poor tail section for 17 years, eating only protein blocks, and it was tricky to hide all of that muscle mass with costume and make-up.” —Bong Joon-Ho about Chris Evans. (Snowpiercer)

[wehavekookies]

We had such dreams, but I no longer care what you do.

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

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one dragon’s cool, you know what’s cooler? a billion dragons.

[kaijutegu]

As an atheist introvert who did youth groups and was even an altar server of the Roman Catholic variety... I can sympathize SO. HARD.

I WAS ALSO AN ALTAR SERVER. I was pretty good at it- I was the only kid in the parish who didn’t pretend to get high whenever they were serving with the incense, so that was always my job at the masses where it was used. 

Until I almost killed the bishop.

Then, for some reason, they didn’t let me serve anymore…

[meatmobile]

you WHAT

[kaijutegu]

Ok, so once I was an altar server at a confirmation, which is a sacrament that REQUIRES a bishop. Since I was the only altar server who wasn’t a total jackass with the incense in that i didn’t pretend to be high, they had me in charge of it. That meant I had to light it. But the lighting process was… difficult. See, we had this really, really shitty thurible. If you’ve never heard that word before, a thurible is a metal ball with holes in it, and it’s on a chain-  you put the incense in there and a charcoal briquette and then you swing it back and forth to get air flow. But our thurible didn’t have enough air holes that you could gently rock it back and forth. I was taught to light the thing by swinging it. Hard. So I took it out into the vestibule before people got there and I’m swinging it like some kind of feral gibbon because this incense won’t fucking light. I wasn’t paying attention to what’s behind me- I’m trying to light this incense in a corner by myself, away from where people should be. What I didn’t realize is that the bishop was coming up to say hello, until it was too late. There was a THUNK and a THUD and I turn around because oh my god I’ve hit somebody. The bishop’s behind me. His head is split open and there’s blood everywhere. He’s kind of standing there in shock, and that’s when the deacon comes out. He sees me standing there, he sees the bishop, who’s found a seat, and he just goes “I’ll call your father.” 

Now at the time, my old man was the only craniofacial surgeon within about ninety miles, so the deacon calls him while I’m panicking. "Doc, there’s been an accident,” he says, and my dad, as he tells it, knew I was the source of the disaster. (I mean, this wasn’t even a decade after I’d set the altar at a different church on fire- I do not have a good track record with sacraments.) 

So we get the bishop carted away and it turns out that he’s lost a LOT of blood and has a concussion because he took a ten-pound metal ball to the face. So he can’t serve Mass, but this is a Big Problem. My tiny town has four Catholic parishes, plus a fifth Catholic church that doesn’t really have a parish body but does have a priest. Catholicism is HUGE where I grew up. They couldn’t just cancel confirmation. Fortunately, my town is- well, was, he’s dead now- home to the previous bishop, who was in his 80s and retired. Deacon called him up and explained what had happened and he came in and did the Mass. 

The kicker? I still had to serve. They didn’t have anyone else available. So I just sort of stood there, traumatized by what I’d done, holding the weapon and listening to the retired bishop talking about how to be a good Catholic. Pretty sure step one is don’t hit bishops in the face with a ball of metal. 

[flicky-tounges-and-fluffy-tails]

I was reading this whole thing with an image of a small jingle bell / conker sized ball in mind and was thinking “Well that can’t be that bad right?” then 10 pound ball was mentioned so I googled thurible … Bad very bad and GIANT ball thing. Haha

[kaijutegu]

This is a really fancy thurible!

These are a little more average. 

Here’s the pope with one, to give you an idea of scale!

[lianabrooks]

Who knew thuribles could be weapons of Mass destruction?

[lorde-daily]

Lorde performs at Hurricane Festival in Germany, 06/24/17.

[thepenumbrapodcast]

Juno. Alessandra. And His Royal Highness, the Prince of Mars.

Go ahead and heap gold and jewels at @disasterscenario’s feet! I’ll wait.

[ditaauraart]

somewhere.

[mminimoon]

Defender of the Universe - Keith Kogane

(Old) Paladin Vibes - Keith Kogane

[wehavekookies]

High Chaos Corvo.

[dyepure-deactivated20230924]

I spent an entire day on this all because my best friend asked me if I could. Let’s just say determination is one a hell of a drug.  Here’s the song I never want to hear again.

[rottinghaven]

me trying to tell a joke