Some villain who just found out the new Batman is like 17: "Your honour, Batman should be at the club"
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Some villain who just found out the new Batman is like 17: "Your honour, Batman should be at the club"
Terry McGinnis, who had to bail on another date with Dana for this: "I WAS"
Do you think Batman uses the turn signal when driving the Batmobile?
yes, always
not during high-speed chases, but does it when he's driving more slowly
ONLY does it during high-speed chases?
no
other / nuance / I'm Turn Signal Man and here to tell you that-
“He would not fucking say that” is a Schrodinger’s phrase when it comes to Batman. There is probably Batman run where he would say that. There is also probably a run where Batman would kill the other Batman for saying that.
Nightwing #122 variant cover by Babs Tarr
The Tim and Damian development recently we had Tim call Damian his baby brother
We got this recently with Damian putting Tim on a art piece of people he feels loved by
We had them hug
We had them finishing each other sentences
To Tim saving Damian and a father like son comparison with a smile on his face
PROGRESS
shafic chapter 8, babyyyy, getting worked on! it's only been. uh.
hm. that's. ah. oops.
THEY FUCKING WHAT
Every Nightwing Comic Ever: “I’ve been a lot of things in my life: Sidekick. Vigilante. Acrobat. Son. Boy Wonder. Titan. Flying Grayson. Cop. Spy. Detective. Circus Owner. Mayor’s Assistant. Bartender. Model. Mentor. Leader. Fitness Instructor. Stripper. Tax Evader. University Student. Tiger King. Y2K Survivor. Jesse McCartney. Anesthesiologist. Activia Spokemans. Bernie Supporter. Chimney Sweep. Twitch Streamer. Midwife. HPV Positive. But tonight I’m just....NIGHTWING ”
discourse about batman's no-kill rule is so funny. imagine if a dude was like "i personally will not commit any murders and if any of my kids do i will be unhappy" and everyone booed him
Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system
(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy
One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable
To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit
"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."
"Sure, he's done a lot of good for the city, we love the guy don't get us wrong, but it's not like he's fuckin SUPERMAN or anything."
LMAO someone give Dick Grayson a medal for understanding that when Bruce stalks you and asks to take your blood, it's his way of showing he loves his kid.
Imagining the various ways Batman and Brucie intersect from Jim Gordon’s POV and the funniest one my brain can come up with is:
Batman, examining the crime scene: “…you can’t do cocaine like that.”
Jim Gordon: “Wait. You can’t?”
Batman: “It’s not — if you try to inhale it like he did, you’d choke. But you wouldn’t die. Not even if it was laced with something.”
Jim Gordon, peering over his shoulder: “Uh huh.”
Batman:
Jim Gordon:
Batman:
Jim Gordon: “Why do you know so much about how to do coke?”
What dc family are you joining
wonderfam
superfam
batfam
arrowfam
flashfam
green lantern corps
im going straight to a team :) (put in tags)
Guys, why the fuck are we choosing the Batfam???
wait, no, better question: ...y'all are you okay?
I made a few Batman Beyond tweets. Just for fun.
they don’t know what that even means
he started as a joke but now he can’t stop
(pt 2 I guess)