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tiredspacedragon

Some villain who just found out the new Batman is like 17: "Your honour, Batman should be at the club"

Terry McGinnis, who had to bail on another date with Dana for this: "I WAS"

#KDSKJDRBBR

assassinbugs

Do you think Batman uses the turn signal when driving the Batmobile?

yes, always

not during high-speed chases, but does it when he's driving more slowly

ONLY does it during high-speed chases?

no

other / nuance / I'm Turn Signal Man and here to tell you that-

Voting ended onSep 28, 2024

#yes always not just bc it’s funny but bc like #when he’s in a hurry or in a chase it’s more like ‘I am coming over into this lane and you better pray to god you’re not there’

jasontoddsguns

“He would not fucking say that” is a Schrodinger’s phrase when it comes to Batman. There is probably Batman run where he would say that. There is also probably a run where Batman would kill the other Batman for saying that.

shriekinghavoc

#NDNDJENWMEBRH #love this

parkjammys

Nightwing #122 variant cover by Babs Tarr

#the noise that I just made.

mangasstuffcomics

The Tim and Damian development recently we had Tim call Damian his baby brother

We got this recently with Damian putting Tim on a art piece of people he feels loved by

We had them hug

We had them finishing each other sentences

To Tim saving Damian and a father like son comparison with a smile on his face

twilly224

PROGRESS

gothamhell

shafic chapter 8, babyyyy, getting worked on! it's only been. uh.

hm. that's. ah. oops.

#twilly talks #sorry for writing a cliffhanger and then not updating for THREE YEARS

THEY FUCKING WHAT

#twilly talks #jason todd #I am NOT keeping up with current comics rn but they did WHAT #AGAIN???#HELLO?????

richard-dragon

Every Nightwing Comic Ever: “I’ve been a lot of things in my life: Sidekick. Vigilante. Acrobat. Son. Boy Wonder. Titan. Flying Grayson. Cop. Spy. Detective. Circus Owner. Mayor’s Assistant. Bartender. Model. Mentor. Leader. Fitness Instructor. Stripper. Tax Evader. University Student. Tiger King. Y2K Survivor. Jesse McCartney. Anesthesiologist. Activia Spokemans. Bernie Supporter. Chimney Sweep. Twitch Streamer. Midwife. HPV Positive. But tonight I’m just....NIGHTWING ”

#SKSJDJENBRBR

tarragonthedragon

discourse about batman's no-kill rule is so funny. imagine if a dude was like "i personally will not commit any murders and if any of my kids do i will be unhappy" and everyone booed him

teaboot

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

teaboot

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

teaboot

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

teaboot

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

teaboot

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

ruffboi-mags

"Sure, he's done a lot of good for the city, we love the guy don't get us wrong, but it's not like he's fuckin SUPERMAN or anything."

gffa

LMAO someone give Dick Grayson a medal for understanding that when Bruce stalks you and asks to take your blood, it's his way of showing he loves his kid.