demolished by hippie powers

Ang 23 they/them part time goth full time clown ♌

[charl0ttan]

you learn one fact from wikipedia and then its like you know something new. way too easy

[princessmo]

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

[princessmo]

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

[princessmo]

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

[mitzo]

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

[princessmo]

you got it mr white

[mitzo]

thank you jesse

[astronomical-bagel]

[cryptid-on-a-string]

tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement

Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[lookoutsea]

i fear this has broken containment so for anyone curious the band is king gizzard and the lizard wizard and the awesomest thing is that they're all gay, it's not just stage gay they're all constantly sleeping with each other and also theyre paired off in marriage with one another even though it's a total swinger thing, they went public about being gay around 2014 and about being married around 2019, that's why they act like this. they also have 26 albums and you should check them out

[mellotronmk2]

It's time for my cherished daily ritual that I like to call my "beatles run", it's where I go for a run and listen to the beatles while doing it

[mellotronmk2]

It used to be george but then I started running like a bad actress in a shlocky horror movie and giggling and looking over my shoulder and pretending to trip over roots and branches and stuff so I had to change it to paul

[certifiedbeatlesposts]

certified beatles post

[labgrownmeat]

two beautiful women named cannabis and caffeine and yes, they love each other, but they love you just as much

[charl0ttan]

*to the tune of woodpecker no 1 by merzbow* JGfHjfV773-;3+7+;hhFhdhejjbhshh+°°°<°=h=¢=~π€°€{jdhdhhHshshJJHHjNdndjJ

[ihatebisexualmen2]

[fairygoulish]

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

[jewishpangolin]

[charbottan]

literally every music genre has at least one album that will absolutely change your life if you give it a shot

[alteredfreak]

[dogboyblood]

[segamascott]

[karvina]

i need to show you guys something that a brewpub near me is currently selling for genuine real world money and youre not going to believe it. youre going to look at the image and construct a string of words in your head and your instinctive response will be "No. Absolutely Not." you will think "these words cannot describe something that actually exists." but i swear to god: this is real. you need to look at it. i cant bear the burden alone.

[karvina]

[fish-emoji]

[vampmansion]

me: finally im free from my massive chromakophia relisten obsession i can be normal about music again for a while

kendrick:

me: cmon man

[kaijuno]

[mousenemy]

give it up for another 70 years of goo

[roadkillblvd]

im changing

[eliotquillon]

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.