Today's Document
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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noise dept.
RMH
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oozey mess
Xuebing Du
Misplaced Lens Cap
izzy's playlists!
sheepfilms
cherry valley forever
Three Goblin Art
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Stranger Things
pixel skylines
JVL
#extradirty
Claire Keane
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@gothcutie2006
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.
Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)
Hanif Abdurraqib, They Can't Kill Us Until They Kill Us
Apparently this happened 3 days ago. Did you know about it? i sure didn’t, because it’s not on any major news station. I’m tired of people ignoring us, I’m tired of people hating us, it’s really not difficult to just NOT vandalize a memorial that stands in honor of the 6 million Jews who were systematically murdered. It’s not hard to just NOT shoot us, or stab us, or kill us. It’s not hard!!!!! I do it every day!!!!!! SOMEBODY GET MAD FOR US FOR ONCE
I’m mad for you. This is heartbreaking.
Anyone interested can donate here: https://www.jewishnashville.org/waystogive/annualcampaign/annual-campaign-donation
then i fuck my time machine
first i park my time machine
The beautiful Danielle Brooks. #SAGAwards
This is an unfair combination of a gorgeous woman and a phenomenal garment
😍😍😍😍
i don’t post on here anymore but i just wanted to show everyone that i’m cute. ok that’s it bye
gen z humor: im kin with your pants
millenial humor: im depressed reblog if you are also depressed haha
gen x humor: cat videos
baby boomer humor: that picture of the minions from despicable me but it says “exersize? I thought you said extra fries”
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty
Not risking it
hope ya pets even healthier in 2018
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
2 million people aren’t wrong
This feels like the time I would sit in a car and watch the clouds move with me for what seemed like hours and I’d reach the destination heartbroken that I couldn’t be with the clouds any longer. You were the clouds and I was just another hopeful kid.
occamyyy (via wnq-writers)
how far I’ll go when it comes to free food
Watch: The power and vulnerability in his voice needs to be heard.
have you ever been f****d in the a**
One time a flight attendant offered me a bag of chips and I happily accepted. It wasn’t until after I opened it that the flight attendant told me it cost money and I had to pay for it. And that would be the last time I would ever be fooled in the air.
