eden ⛧

probably pegging your dad ♡ || they/she || 23 || i scream into the void

[gothicopossum]

watching trixie talk about her mother really puts into perspective why people don’t laugh when i tell funny stories about my dad.

[tubeon-deactivated20260110]

Bc he’s black

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[gothicopossum]

i know hotch cried to ‘don’t pass me by’ when his wife left him

[frownyalfred]

I think people get the “Bruce dancing like a stripper in the Iceberg Lounge” situation all wrong. The batkids won’t die of embarrassment because that’s their dad. They’ll die of frustration because they will never, ever be able to make Bruce feel embarrassed about it.

Do you really think the man who would strip and bust it down for the secret identity has the capacity to feel shame? Exactly.

[yaayayyayaya-deactivated2025120]

40 years old, multiple kids, injured and is completely sober. The feeling embarrassment left him a LONG time ago

[arkangelo-7]

Say what you will about Ben Affleck, but the cold, dead, can-and-will-fuck-you-up look in his eyes in this scene needs to be clinically studied

The violence? The intensity? The fuck does this man put in his cheerios?

The script was sub-par but Benny put his entire benussy into BVS and I’ll die on that hill.

[thewizardofhoes-speaking]

[the-trans-man-with-no-plan]

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[homosexuality-offical]

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[phannie-elvis]

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[elvis-vaebsley]

Róa mama, now's about time I return from my polar slumber to reblog this.

[eventhorizon0556]

just realized i finally have a place to put this thing i made on google slides

[nyukaart]

[swimminginlakess]

Uh oh. I feel like I’ve fallen into something big. A very crude very quick doctor and master <3

Plus. Smug git

[my-heart-of-heart]

Guys do you think she’s excited

[our-queer-experience]

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[gffa]

Dick Grayson: "Relax, I've got sixty hours in the simulator!" SMASH CUT TO: DICK HAVING PLAYED 60 HOURS OF A RACING GAME IN THE CIRCUS I cannot express how hard I lost my shit at this, because they are currently in the middle of trying to outrun an actual firestorm being rained down on them by Firefly, Dick just broke his promise to save himself if things went down, he dragged his 280lb mentor into the Batmobile and probably barely reaches the pedals because he's still like eleven years old and Batman is FULL FORCE YELLING AT HIM for disobeying direct orders and this CHAOS GREMLIN CHILD HAS THE ABSOLUTE NERVES OF STEEL TO SAY RIGHT TO BATMAN'S FACE "Relax, I've got sixty hours in the simulator!" when he knows Batman knows Batman doesn't have a simulator and HE MEANT THAT HE'D PLAYED A BUNCH OF RACING GAMES. Let's be real, Bruce didn't put that kid on a dangerous path, Bruce put a fucking leash on that kid so he was maybe 5% less dangerous and likely to get himself killed and HE WORKED A MIRACLE TO GET THIS FAR.

[guinevereslancelot]

in the next batman movie selina is back in town to con bruce wayne which he knows but he missed her so much and obviously he can afford it so he just lets her

[guinevereslancelot]

she reveals she's robbed him and he's like oh that's fine lol if you needed money you could have just asked :) and writes her a check for a million dollars and asks when he can see her again and she's like dang this guy is insane??

[guinevereslancelot]

he was terrified she could never love him for bruce wayne meanwhile selina's like okay edgy badboys are OUT rich himbos are IN but its the same guy

[guinevereslancelot]

she expects batman to try to stop her at some point but he never does so she concludes that he just really hates bruce wayne for some reason which makes him all the more attractive

[guinevereslancelot]

batman realizes she's falling for bruce for real and he's not even jealous he's just like "you really like him? 🥺 that's great 🥺" and selina's like wtf

[guinevereslancelot]

anyway she sneaks into bruce's study or whatever to crack the safe hidden behind the painting and it's full of roses, jewelry, bruce's blank checkbook and a little note asking her to dinner. he thinks that this is normal behavior btw

[whispy-witch]

he has never had a girlfriend in his life <3 selina can't decide if he's stupid or brilliant but he IS cute she was determined to hate him but he's actually really sweet and it drives her insane bc she likes him against her will suddenly she is pissed at batman for apparently hating him anyway i am rotating them in my mind <3 bruce is like this is great. i am getting a good grade in dating something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve and selina is like this guy is insane. i want to rob him. i want to study him like a bug. i want to kiss him in the moonlight

why would you hide that in the tags op

[boymounter]

hey . are you using that boy for anything or can i borrow it

[boymounter]

don't ask why. normal reason

[tumbwr]

Okay sounds good i trust you tumblr user boymounter

[tumbwr]

hey hold up whatt are u doing

[frownyalfred]

local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?

[frownyalfred]

[mostly-frayed-edges]

[catilinas]

had a dream that the cool new trend was to drink water but only while standing in doorways because that made the water “more liminal” which was a good thing for unclear reasons