Jay

I am not a bot. I am a human. I do human things like breathe and recommend hot singles in your area. she/her. mostly shitposts. some fandom. (star trek, d20, etc.)

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Culturally significant forbidden candy

[greelin]

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

[greelin]

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[televisionenjoyer]

Nooo never kill yourself baby. Star Trek enters the public domain in 2062.

[thisusernameisunique]

One year before the Vulcans arrive?

[rudywiser]

Well yeah, otherwise they'd be under copyright

[deadbyinsidee]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[basketcasemp3]

The Muppet Movie (1979) dir. James Frawley

[adaine-party-wizard]

anna sweetie we’ve moved from transatlantic accent to daniel craig in knives out real quick foghorn leghorn ass accent

[fullmoonforest]

I kept thinking, "oh, she's the colonel now? Kentucky fried chicken herself?"

[busket]

daily affirmations

I am the best person

I am the best at being a person

I am unkillable

I am good at everything

I am protected by divine forces and I am their favorite

I'm cute

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

[deformable-pet]

you cant just have whatever you want