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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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KIROKAZE
we're not kids anymore.
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@gotsharpies
literally all jobs rn are just like: ohhh were URGENTLY hiring!!! we need employees soooo bad!!! NOT YOU . we need employees right now omgggg stopppp we need workersss…. not you tho i hope you die in a fire forever but omggg nobody wants to work anymore… we are urgently hiring where are all the workerssss…. UGH OMG STOP FUCKING ASKING FOR A JOB !!!! WE DONT WANT YOU !! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE . anyway. we are URGENTLY hirin-
BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU
unfortunately dnd podcasts have already peaked, specifically in 2015 when griffin mcelroy named an npc “garfield the deals warlock” but forgot to describe how he looked in the slightest so the entire collective fandom decided it was just straight up garfield the orange cat
"cryptid" can be a misnomer for some mythological entities, as some are closer to spirits or outright deities than theoretical biological life. That said, referring to Jesus as a cryptid is inherently funny.
i love asking my cat 'what's up?' or 'what is it?' or 'what do you want?' and getting that fancy feast stare back at me. girl has no idea what she wants or what is going on she's just experiencing it
me: what's up, miss penny?
miss penny:
#miss penny is an emote in my friend group discord now btw#she has been since the last time I saw this post#we love her dearly
i love YOU. heres some of my PERSONAL penny emotes. if you would like them
:0 we love her so much thank you
My two beautiful sons, Skin and Bone
Biologically related spoopy boys
Little gem from Reddit
hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza
this is exactly the way i meant it :) the sooner u love urself the sooner we can all play mario kart btw. but its ok if u take a while. we are not going anywhere
i’m sorry but outta sight outta mind i need to SEE the fics or i’ll forget
I know literally nothing about any band so i'm always in situations where I say "oh this song sounds cool" and someone's like "um the leader of that band literally stabbed his sister?? wtf" BITCH HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW.
shrimb.
Customer: WAIT I FUCKED IT UP CAN I TRY AGAIN
DMV: SHRIMB
Verdict: ACCEPTED
