every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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ojovivo
occasionally subtle
$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

oozey mess

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almost home

Origami Around
Sade Olutola
todays bird

PR's Tumblrdome

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Janaina Medeiros
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@gotteeth
every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish
Information Wall (with Hat)
a wasp made this post
Yuming Li on Instagram
I learned what sun poisoning is recently and now I keep getting scared when I see suspiciously pink white people out and about during the day. Like dude get back inside you're in danger
more bugs more drinking
gegyjiji on Instagram
Smol Scale
I have never seen this post before but tumblr already said I liked it. And I do like it
interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
Fun Fact!
Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.
dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞
Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!
maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that
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Saw that the favourite ship dynamic was a thing again, here’s mine lol
No joke I reblogged this a few years ago and I have been working on self sustained farms since 🤭
I've always heard you shouldn't make eye contact with animals, and that cats will like the person that ignores them, but that does not apply to Brioche.
surely the conses wont quence
does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow
always
nothing funnier than making an oc just to give him a problem. get fucked sketchbook boy
Touch your computer screen. Lol
What’s the Shit! Now it’s got Fingerprot
I'm a red-blooded corn-fed AMERICAN MAN and if I wanna get my tits chopped off that's my god-given right as a tax payer.
Why should the government tell me what my gender is? Back in my day we earned our own genders uphill in a blizzard both ways.
HEY . HEY I HAVENT SEEN “HES GOING TO FUCKING TELL MY MOM” TODAY. WHERE IS IT ……
do i need to do everything myself