minecraft fuckers official

[memory--box]

shout out to the mutuals ive never spoken to. i am sitting in the same room as you doing my arts and craft while you read your book. we are vibing and chilling.

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[norvicensiandoran]

As someone struggling to get SSI because I'm actually too disabled.... 😤 🤬

Honestly though, it's almost making it weirdly tempting to run for something and make my whole platform "I'm too disabled to work, but so is half of congress, and at least I have enough reading comprehension to not ask if tiktok connects to wifi."

[mrsterlingeverything]

You never recover from being weird in middle school

[woodrider]

hence why we are on tumblr

[blackjame]

House Passes Legislation to Combat Organized Supply Chain Theft and Retail Crime

The CORCA Act takes important steps to strengthen legal tools for law enforcement and crack down on interstate and transnational crime.

Legislative Update: Combatting Organized Retail Crime Act (CORCA)

This May, the U.S. House is expected to vote on the Combatting Organized Retail Crime Act (CORCA), bipartisan legislation will ensure federa

Homeland Security finds a new sneaky way to steal your data

In a barely publicized House vote on Tuesday evening, 144 Democrats joined 203 Republicans to pass the Combating Organized Retail Crime Act—

I'm so tired. So very very tired.

[plotholes-and-spellingerrors]

It's not through the Senate yet. There's still time to raise a stink about it. Maybe contacting your senators won't be enough to stop it but god damn it so much power comes from people not trying to stop things because the outcome feels inevitable.

[no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists]

We have no choice but to stan a queen 💪❤️👑

[themainspoon]

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

[dumbtrannybitch]

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

[alliluyevas]

As [Mikoyan] declared in a January 1936 speech: “I am a great supporter of the production of ice cream. Certain comrades believe to this day that ice cream is merely a children’s treat, and is of no use to grown-ups.” At this point Mikhail Kalinin, who was in attendance, exclaimed, “But everyone loves ice cream!” Mikoyan replied, “They love it, but some shun it out of hypocrisy, because they believe it’s just for kids. The production of ice cream needs to be expanded as much as possible. I am lobbying for ice cream, because it is a very delicious and nourishing food.”

important soviet discourse

[andmaybegayer]

the image of this guy going “but everyone loves ice cream” is driving me insane

[ofswordsandpens]

directors using colorful or "impossible" lighting to convey mood and meaning and beauty my beloved. directors making night scenes impossible to see for the sake of realism my beloathed.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

[flying-lemons]

oh do I have the game for you

[dancing-crow]

I could . not. put. this down for 48 hours - stayed up too late, had weird dreams about it, woke up early, and played it while I was supposed to be doing other things. the last several dozen items took a lot of googling, which I do not even begrudge it.

and then. My partner started it. And the SAME THING happened to him.

surprisingly compelling. start when you have free time. like, yanno, a snow day.

[foone]

oh my god, if you are the kind of person who gets sucked into logic puzzles, do not click that link if you have to do anything/go to sleep in the next couple hours

[improbabledreams900]

I was disappointed there weren't more levels, so I made them! The creator's code was under CC Share Alike, so I moved a copy to my website, rustled up 40 new categories, and added buttons so you can generate smaller puzzles!

Check it out! More levels!

[improbabledreams900]

^^My spinoff version now has 100 total categories! Generate puzzles to your heart's content!

[leviathan-supersystem]

weird that this is happening all across the usa at the same time. oh well. probably doesn't mean anything.

[anexperimentallife]

Anybody else from the US when they were little have their parents tell them, "Eat your dinner; kids are starving in India and Africa?"

[notmusa]

SCARED

[s3znl-gr3znl]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[starlight-in-disguise01]

One of my favorite screenshots

[aidashakur]

[i-am-a-fish]

If you do not use an ad blocker please consider using an ad blocker I'm on my hams and knees begging you

[bucket-system]

hams

[i-am-a-fish]

and knees

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[wtf-drawing]

i love this metaphor so much i drew it

[fairycosmos]

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

[fairycosmos]

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over