Gourd

Car, He/him I like vocaloid and drawing

[gourddd]

I find it so funny when I see videos where people are like “I was obsessed with x in middle school” when said media is maximum two years old like you have not changed that much from the 8th grade to the 9th little bro

[gourddd]

HI ITS ME AWESOME FRIEND MAGGIE

HI AWESOME FRIEND MAGGIE

[dookiesniper]

Mock debate:

My side:

Mpreg should be legal. This is because if it were, all parents would have an equal balance of responsibility for carrying the baby. They can only take turns holding the baby *after* it’s born. When it’s in the womb, it’s the responsibility of one of them to carry it for *nine whole months*. Wouldn’t that be tiring? Imagine holding a baby for nine months straight! Mpreg should be legal so that parents can take turns carrying the baby throughout its development, not just after it’s born.

Your turn, debate against me please

during mpregnancy, the fetus cant transfer between parents because it still develops in one birthgiver's womb. mpreg still wouldnt result in an equal amount of responsibility between each parent, it just changes who carries the baby

(though, if mpreg were to provide balance between each parent, i think it could happen if both parents got pregnant. their pregnancies dont have to occur at the same time since both parents would still have to carry a baby for 9 months, and they can still keep taking turns holding the babies after theyre born)

[gourddd]

Let’s say hypothetically, during the creation of mpregnancy they don’t pull out. Wouldn’t they in theory, both be hypothetically carrying the theoretical baby together, in their hypothetically connected state?

[gourddd]

This is what it would look like if i was stomping on my severed head

[maidthings]

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

[maidthings]

<-normal bird photography | typically reserved for pin-up posters ->

[gourddd]

HOLY PEAK ALERT

[gourddd]

I got a zebra plushie from the museum yesterday!!! His name is Norwegian

[gourddd]

Painting idea heheh

I’m gonna dye and cut my hair so hopefully I’ll be able to pose for this and not look chopped

[gourddd]

Doodles of my character for a new music video I’m working on

[quimik1234]

Just got my first scam message on tumblr and almost fell for it. Humiliating lmaoo

[gourddd]

I’ve completely fallen for a scam on discord and lost my account for a year it could be worse stay strong hero

[quimik1234]

Working on a birthday present

[gourddd]

Hey I know that guy

[gourddd]

Nobody tells you how racist it feels to make a Japanese vocaloid voice bank sing in English because why am I typing in an accent

[oglagold]

maybe I need to stop being a vocaloid fan and that would fix all of my problems

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[xylophonetangerine]

pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water

[dookiesniper]

i get so gay off that raw umber

[gourddd]

Is that where titanium white comes from

[hollanovulation]

the family computer is a sort of dead wife