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illcamp

Scars

yaoikage

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

splendidland

my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.

scarletbirbs

If Tumblr came out with polls, I would use them so irresponsibly. I know why they haven't, because they know that me and like 95% of the people on here would be chaotic fuckers about it. There'd be polls like "whose dick would you rather suck?" and the options would be like Shrek, Sans, The Onceler, some anime dude no one has heard of, and Karkat Vantas and then in the comments people would be legitimately throwing hands about it as if there was a singular correct answer to that question. I don't know if anyone could survive the carnage.

scarletbirbs

whose dick would you rather suck?

Shrek

Sans

Some anime dude no one else has heard of

The Onceler

Karkat Vantas

Voting ended onJan 25, 2023

3v3rton-want-mon3y

fishgummy

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

beardedmrbean

cipheramnesia

Dude is seconds away from rolling that cat up in wax paper like a submarine sandwich.

crtter

One thing about me is that I’m a guy who loves looking at pictures and images.

mousenemy

crtter

Hey everyone I just found out that some images are bad to look at.

lockedroompuzzle

Men are like “Well, Andrew Tate took me out of my depression” yeah of course he did he’s feeding you the idea that you’re superior to half the population by virtue of just having a dick lol. He’s raising your self esteem the same way a white supremacist group might raise a white guys self esteem