guess who's back

A simple man wanting simple things. Why complicate life? 30/m

[heidelbro]

[superchat]

shes so real for that

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 1 day 11 hours

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

[fresnel149]

Yeah buddy I sure do.

[recoiloperated]

No change.

[pillarofawesome]

No change.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

That's why I started a podcast. Nothing's changed here.

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

"You randomly feel cold!"

No change, annoying tho.

[beardedmrbean]

Gen-X I already have this power

[themasterofallusion]

im not going to make it

[elegantgothicoctopi]

I don't like this game :(

[goyngreyshades]

[goyngreyshades]

lolicon who can't wait for the market to crash because it'd be a correction

*ba dum tss*

[spaghetti-ex2]

[ootpositivity]

Howdy, It's Out of Touch Thursday!!!

[katinguele]

Reblog this

[themasterofallusion]

huh?

[kronkk]

But what if the children LIKED to eat lead paint. That's their CHOICE.

[kronkk]

The child says they will kill themselves unless we give them a lobotomy. We must obviously give the lobotomy. Or they will order an ice pick online with cutesy anime girl packaging.

[kronkk]

[ace-pervert]

Have you considered getting mental help?

[kronkk]

Thanks, Ace-Pervert, I've never considered that. I'll look into it asap. Let's hope I'm not prescribed to have perfectly healthy and necessary organs removed and then have to be on pills or injections for the rest of my life.

[kronkk]

Update I've been scheduled for my chemical castration and lobotomy but luckily the surgeon is letting me bundle them for a massive deal. Can't wait to finally become my true self via paying $100,000 to people who surely have my best intentions hidden in their open pockets

[kronkk]

Update I have necrotizing fasciitis

[goyngreyshades]

At least now I have a island in another country I can hide on

[goyngreyshades]

Imma just start accusing random people of grooming me

[tanicus-caesareth]

as seen in a vision

[beatriceoftheday]

Today’s Beatrice of the Day is brought to you by: being done with this shit

[beatriceoftheday]

ten years

[fivepoint-12]

[vomitdodger]

Somalis gonna Somali.

[southernbluebells]

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

I swear if you're only 9 years old and already got an ankle monitor and up to no good then you're already fucked. Throw the whole child out.

[goyngreyshades]

yeah it's called being black.

[egregore-engine]

I don’t believe in great man theory but Neil Cicierega really did do All That

[egregore-engine]

history is made and turned by the nameless and faceless masses, but sometimes you homeschool a neurodivergent kid and give them access to macromedia flash and they become what is basically an avatar of the internet

[mf-dude]