The Master of Allusion

Do you see what I did there?

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[themasterofallusion]

around gnomes, watch your hoes

[darkmaga-retard]

[theonion]

[themasterofallusion]

Again?

[cloevr]

[themasterofallusion]

Girlfriend? Better make that your wife

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[themasterofallusion]

And soon, June 5rd

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[themasterofallusion]

I'm telling you. No more elections. Two candidates enter. One president leaves

[cerastes]

In America, you have to deliver (or “serve”) the legal process papers personally as a civilian to the other person, and they can legally evade you forever to not have to deal with the lawsuit.

[themasterofallusion]

the "L" in "calm" isn't silent

have a good night

manual breathing

[dogpuppy]

[themasterofallusion]

I hope this email finds you.

[frogliftcertified]

[themasterofallusion]

Seething is my mother's maiden name

[themasterofallusion]

I'm a top listener of a small kpop artist apparently. I have to kill myself

[knuckle-actual]

[dragirlinstall]

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

[pissvortex]

i literally have no idea who you are

You will

[lakevida]

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

[themasterofallusion]

This is literally happening in Switzerland right now

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[thswrtchdthng]

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

[themasterofallusion]

Loss is || |I

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[definetelynotdepressed]

god cursed me into seeing this image so im making it everyone elses problem