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[nevver]

Crushed, Mark Liam Smith

[straycatj]

なんでち？

What?

[grace-pls]

GRACE BACK IN HER TUMBLR ERA???

[sosuperawesome]

Pride Butterfly Barrettes

Terrafaye Seemings on Etsy

[zoe-oneesama]

I think you might be overestimating your opponent Hawkface.

Episode 4 Part 13

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[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

Tikki seeing the lucky charm being used this way:

[shadowrabbit3593]

Tikki: You got this, Chloe! You’re going to help a lot of people and make them happy with your powers! All you have to do is think hard and be creative!

Chloe:

[zoe-oneesama]

Some but not all of my favorite Akuma!Marinette’s!

Manynette and Princess Amour by @imthepunchlord

La Justice by @lunian

The Pursecutor by @yiprincessart

[boynsfw-blog]

what a time to be alive

[hannibal-and-dory]

I’m so confused and laughing so hard like

What?!??!!!

[hannibal-and-dory]

I’m actually laughing so fucking hard right now.

Read the article and it would seem the upset is because (minor spoilers) Bruce Wayne adopts Dick Grayson and then Dick finds out that the Batcave is beneath Wayne Manor and comments “Wow! Batman lives in Bruce Wayne’s basement!” (Or something to that affect) and then later when Batman asks Dick to come with him in the batmobile Dick is worried about leaving without “asking his Dad, Bruce Wayne” so Batman tells him that Bruce Wayne and Batman have joint custody of him so it’s ok. And Dick Grayson, an orphan who until recently didn’t have one dad, is overjoyed to find out that he now has two!

People are offended because Batman is in a gay relationship with himself I’m dying

[chemical-dalek]

LeGoBaTman

[best-of-memes]

[lovemakesyouwonder]

don’t let them fool youuuu

[sweetmeatdale]

So is that just her own schedule and she was keeping it up to date with everything she knows about Adrien then? That’d honestly be a lot less creepy and a good explanation.

Still a bit stalker-ish having all that stuff about Adrien on there in the first place but it’s an improvement

Also that looks like the picture from the opening credits of Alya and Marinette where they have mustaches drawn on

[nobodyfamousposts]

Hear me out.

What if it has all of her friends’ schedules on it? Like Marinette is just that much of a meticulous planner that she keeps track of what everyone is doing and when so she knows when they’re free to talk or hang out? 

“Sorry guys, I want to go with you but art club is fixing to start. And after that Max is trying to train for the next competition.”

“Hangout after school with the girls? No wait, it’s Wednesday and Juleka has to help her mother and brother with work and cleanup on their boat.”

“I have to call Alya—oh wait, it’s 6:30. She’ll still be on that date with Nino. I’ll wait till later.”

“Friday night movie? Kitty Section has a gig at the park that evening. Maybe we could go there instead?”

“Okay, we want to set up a party but with everyone’s schedules, it seems the only availability will be Saturday five weeks from now where everyone can make it because Kim has a swim meet until noon and Adrien will have a photoshoot starting at four.”

So everyone is on the schedule, it’s just that Adrien has a much busier schedule than everyone else that he’s on it more.

[awholelotofladybug]

Well, she is the class rep. It would make sense.

[nobodyfamousposts]

But hear me out: Then Chameleon happens.

Now Lila is part of the class and the classmates are wrapped around her finger. Adrien tells Marinette to take the high road. Alya gets onto Marinette about not being considerate of Lila. Lila pulls her pity parties to make it seem like Marinette doesn’t want her around.

Marinette finally has enough. They want her to be considerate of Lila? Fine. She’ll be considerate.

So she starts adding Lila to her planner, as much as it grates her to have anything featuring Lila in any of her stuff. But okay, she does it. Alya is pleased, thinking Marinette is trying to include Lila and be on better terms with her. Adrien is pleased, thinking Marinette is trying to help Lila be a better person. Lila is pleased, thinking Marinette is giving in.

Marinette isn’t. She’s just being petty.

Whenever Lila spins some story about something she has to do in the future, Marinette jots it down on the schedule as well. So there end up being a number of group activities that Lila doesn’t get to join in on or doesn’t get invited to and if Marinette is confronted, she points to Lila’s claims that she was supposed to be doing some important thing or meeting some famous person at that time.

“I wanted to invite you to the movie, Lila, but I knew you were supposed to be attending the luncheon at the animal shelter in your honor that day and I didn’t want to distract you from that.”

“Oh, I didn’t get an extra ticket for the upcoming Jagged Stone concert because Lila said she was going to be meeting with Prince Ali at that time. I’m so sorry! But hey, I have Jagged Stone’s number! Maybe you can talk to him and ask him for another ticket since you saved his kitten and all? You could probably get better seats, even!”

And if someone calls her on planning things when Lila can’t go?

“Sorry guys, we can’t have an end of the year party since Lila can’t make it. And we can’t just leave someone out.”

And suddenly the class is less concerned about Lila being unable to attend outings.

Lila starts backtracking on some of her lies to try to get around this. 

“Oh, they had to cancel my award ceremony because the Prime Minister got sick!”

Which makes Marinette pout because “Oh, that’s sad to hear. I had even been working on a banner for it and everything.”

But Lila can’t suddenly cancel too many things because that will start to look suspicious.

Then there are the instances where Marinette gathers up other classmates to go to some “activity” Lila claims to be having to “support Lila”.

“Lila is doing a special modeling shoot at the park this Saturday! We can bring her a packed lunch!”

Only the group goes to the park and there’s nothing. Everyone else is confused and they just end up having a picnic instead.

And Marinette makes sure to only include things that Lila says in front of other people so Lila can’t claim she’s making up her schedule. Then when her lies start to pile up, Marinette keeps track of those, too.

“You say you have a trip to Brazil this weekend? But last week you said you were going to Russia?”

Eventually, other classmates are going to start questioning it, too. If at first out of concern because they want to keep track or think Marinette is mishearing Lila. Then they’re bound to start noticing that things aren’t adding up.

“Hey, Mylene and I volunteered for that cleanup at the park and we didn’t see you there.”

“I thought you were going to the movie premier, but we couldn’t find you.”

“How are you going to two different countries across the world in one day?”

And Marinette just gets to sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

Pettynette taking the high road and dealing with Lila like a Boss.

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

[mediumsizedboy]

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

[theocseason4]

I think about this post every day

[tardis2101]

Hey, another Croatian here! Croatia has a coastline and I can’t find a single mention of uranium in Croatia. I don’t know what kind of paralel universe this person is from.

[hobgoblinhero]

one croation speaks only the truth, the other croatian speaks only lies, you must ask them one question to determine which is which, and apparently it can’t be about geography or uranium

[memories]

surprise, fellow kids. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of grace-pls

[christinecanigula-archive]

fictional characters who could absolutely kill thanos

ramona from scott pilgrim

noodle from gorillaz

gary from spongebob

phineas and ferb

wendy from gravity falls

[wishmakersblog]

Aren’t Phineas and Ferb a little young to kill Thanos?

[annikuh]

Yes, yes they are

[neotheresa]

[expederest]

“ooooooooo, you guys are so busted! Moooom! Phineas and Ferb are -”

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Honestly if JKR had just stayed in her lane she would be remembered and thought of fondly as someone who wrote one of, if not the most culturally influential book series of the century and known as the only person who’s gone from a billionaire to a millionaire for donating so much to charity

But nOOOOOOOOOOOO WE CANT HAVE THAT

[kitkat30]

this bread tiny

yeast

[ana-logical]

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[cherriielle]

thank you studio bones for such an amazing adaptation 🌻 here’s to season 3!