kale

they/them still trying to figure out which shirt to put on

[littlestpersimmon]

Free Ornamentation IV. This work is dedicated to the public domain 🐌

[errorschacha]

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

[yeehawpim]

I can be the ship and its sailors

[tothechaos]

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

[luchsyy]

Been practising my BG skills lately! process pics under the cut

[scoutology]

#crysobbing

[moondusttown]

[sin-ophelia]

The Victory of Faith  (1891) Saint George Hare 

[valtsv]

i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".

[valtsv]

"i could fix him" well i could pat him on the head and tell him he's a good boy

[safebannie]

oh my fucking god. you. you get it. you understand my whole being. fingers in mouth fingers in mouth fINGERS IN MO

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[maxxie-or-smth]

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

[charlesoberonn]

Servant: Your highness, a party of adventurers has answered your call for help.

King: Excellent. What are they like?

Servant: One of them is a dragon-lady.

King: Interesting. Those are rare around these parts.

Servant: Another is a goblin paladin.

King: Not a role you usually see goblins in.

Servant: A third is a purple-skinned tiefling.

King: I didn't even know they come in that color.

Servant: The last one is a sapient gelatinous cube.

King: What. How did these four even meet?

Servant: They met in a tavern two hours ago, apparently.

[aeolianblues]

morose code I communicate in short and long sighs

[ymutate]

Maxfield Parrish (American, 1870–1966)

"Water Let in on a Field of Alfalfa", 1902.

Oil on Paper, 15.5" × 10".

Private Collection.

[thecollectibles]

Environment Exploration: Monochrome by sathish kumar