i dont use a computer

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[thebestoftumbling]

[14kgold]

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

[thahalfrican]

bruh.

[naran-ja-deactivated20161104]

Obviously he’s the reason we are forced to learn the recorder in 4th grade. His lessons clearly paid off.

[cosmic-noir]

OMG

[sandandglass]

The Nightly Show, August 3, 2015

[tonisingerloverfriend]

SAY IT AGAIN

[trulytreed-blog]

Snatch this mf toupee

[lifef7ight]

Yes, yes, yes!

[swaggerlifestyle]

Reblogged instantly when I read “Snatch this mf toupee.”

[gengbaobei]

Please reblog if you think it's wrong for a 50 year old man to check out a 14 year old

My stepfather thinks it’s okay to sexualize girls my sister’s age and I’m trying to prove a point because he doesn’t seem to think that’s wrong

[glowing-diana-deactivated202202]

why does this have only 1000 notes

[barbellbro-baggins-deactivated2]

Dear lord, as a 52 year old man with a 16 year old daughter it’s painful to even contemplate this scenario.  That guy needs professional help.

[phunderplonics]

[dirtfutch]

This is feminism

[nomehablen2]

Why did he put on like three different hats

[tzuyusgf]

Hat equality

[nichls-blog]

[grapesyay-blog]

phases the signs went through

aries: cats so many cats

taurus: cookie monster obsession

gemini: 2011 tumblr

cancer: goth

leo: wannabe punk-rock

virgo: horses

libra: my little pony

scorpio: scene

sagittarius: drawing eyes all the time

capricorn: laughing at their own jokes

aquarius: fall out boy

pisces: wanting a cactus

[bl-ossomed]

I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hair

One time in college, I had a fight with my boyfriend and was sitting outside crying, and a drunk girl came over and gave me a leaf to make me feel better.

amazing

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

[borderline-sunflower-deactivate]

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

[shadycatz-deactivated20151117]

Amazing

[5348674174-deactivated20150510]

Drunk boys: will gather into a huge pack and harass people passing by.

[locke-fuckscottlynch78-lamora]

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[thedevoteddemon]

this is a nice post

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

[erincrocodile-deactivated202006]

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[hoesofversailles-deactivated201]

I went to a concert alone and the 3 girls next to me were drunk and one of them sat by me and goes “you’re here alone” and i said yes and she goes “no you’re not! yo’re with us!” and turns to her friends and goes “she’s with us now she’s our friend” and then continued to apologize for being drunk while telling me i was pretty

[thebestoftumbling]

[ffucjkkkkk]

this is so GOOD and PUre

[itsonlyyforever]

my heart is exploding this is just the best thing ever

[rosedquartz-deactivated20180619]

the signs as….fuck i dont know *spins wheel* dish soaps

[spaghettilycute-blog]

i don’t even care at this point i am so desperate for more astrology posts like someone please tell me if im cucumber melon or fresh bamboo

[weloveshortvideos]

[lani-p-deactivated20211108]

the amount of pressure put on the last guy

[damnhebig]

He rose to the occasion

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

Narrating People’s Lives: At the Science Center! 🔬 (The future is bright XD)

[marvelingjules]

“Story time! After months of research she concluded that in fifty years, all men would be extinct.”

“Yes!”

[pleatedjeans]

[burritogod-deactivated20170925]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I NEVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT LAUGHING OUT LOUD WAS UNTIL THIS MOMENT

[rbmichael-deactivated20160826]

ok but why was tumblr so quiet when pharaoh wouldn’t let moses’ people go 👀🐸☕️

[jumex]

One more time for the people in the back

[neveragioia]

[archiemcphee]

[omgs]

this is how everybody in england look

[97gigi]

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

[nicolethedopefiendqueen]

Reblogging for the 1 million time because fucking realest thing I’ve read on tumblr.

[black-mag]

They care more about the money than the people

[grandmasami-deactivated20170821]

This Rescued Baby Otter Will Shock You With Its Fluffiness

[buzzfeed]

THIS IS SO CUTE IT MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ANGRY

[megcarr13]

OH. MY. GOD.