Forward Motion

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[beaft]

i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening

[thecrystalalice]

Got to love Watsky’s words of wisdom

[probsjosh]

fuck youre right

[6balls]

today i finally put together a “book” that one of my classes wrote together last year and felt it was necessary to bring back this classic not-at-all-prompted contribution from a then 7 year old: “I got stuck in a castle. I was in its jail. They did not feeded me all I had was a porta potty. I was in jail because I didn’t even know there were taxes there. Except I lied. I read a lot about England and I decided I did not want to pay taxes.” 

[6balls]

please appreciate that this child was free to write about literally whatever she could imagine about herself time traveling and she wrote about being jailed for tax evasion in the middle ages

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[animamosaic]

Spock’s entire philosophy is explaining why it’s logical for you to go fuck yourself

[axur]

Christopher McKenney

[imperatorkhaleesi]

Ophelia Coming Out Of Her River To Shame Hamlet

[coyotesmokebreak]

i—

[blog-i-hate-friday]

WAIT. THATS THE SOUND THEY MAKE

[anditslove]

Rupi Kaur, Milk and Honey

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stalling]

The most realistic part about this is that this is clearly a funeral, which means you died a week before this and the manager still didn’t plan to cover your shifts

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

This adorable little robot is designed to make sure its photosynthesising passenger is well taken care of. It moves towards brighter light if it needs, or hides in the shade to keep cool. When in the light, it rotates to make sure the plant gets plenty of light. It even likes to play with humans.

Oh, and apparently, it gets antsy when it’s thirsty.

The robot is actually an art project called “Sharing Human Technology with Plants” by a roboticist named Sun Tianqi. It’s made from a modified version of a Vincross HEXA robot, and in his own words, it’s purpose is “to explore the relationship between living beings and robots.”

I don’t care if it’s silly. I want one.

[human-aliens-collection]

Could you imagine a whole greenhouse full of these? I always thought of spaceship greenhouses as big stationary things, but imagine a rotating “sun” and a bundle of little, shuffling planters that come find crew member when their plants are dehydrated.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Steel/Grass Type

[crazyshitisay]

Horizon Zero Dawn prequel

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Detroit Become Gardeners

[childweanedonpoison]

my new favourite thing is italian regional presidents and mayors absolutely LOSING IT at people violating quarantine. here’s a eng subtitled compilation for y’all. (the president of campania region; the mayor of messina; the mayor of bari; the mayor of gualdo tadino; the mayor of lucera.)

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

big mood

[archaeo-geek]

*tears in eyes* Canada!

[blueandbluer]

…and then they follow up with a bodycheck against the glass.

[lostinhistory]

Is that not how all interviews end?

[blueandbluer]

Only the good ones.

[vympr]

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

[sassytail]

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

[keezybees]

It’s been a long week

[hand-of-glory]

Metropolitan Opera to Offer Up Free ‘Nightly Met Opera Streams’

https://operawire.com/metropolitan-opera-to-offer-up-nightly-met-opera-streams/

For anyone interested, the streams start every evening at 7:30pm EDT! The schedule is:

Monday, March 16 – Bizet’s “Carmen” Tuesday, March 17 – Puccini’s “La Bohème” Wednesday, March 18 – Verdi’s “Il Trovatore” Thursday, March 19 – Verdi’s “La Traviata” Friday, March 20 – Donizetti’s “La Fille du Régiment” Saturday, March 21 – Donizetti’s “Lucia di Lammermoor” Sunday, March 22 – Tchaikovsky’s “Eugene Onegin”

[blueandbluer]

[signsmp3]

the influence of your birthday

did you know your birthday is under the governance of a planet? so this means the day of the week you were born will influence your personality:

calculate on which day you were born here: x

Monday: ruled by the moon, monday born people are sensitive, intuitive, emotional and romantic people, seeking their one true love

Tuesday: ruled by mars, tuesday born people have strong personalities and are real fighters, fighting either for success, love or anything really, they don’t give up easily

Wednesday: ruled by mercury, wednesday born people are very smart and have amazing communication skills but have also workaholics tendencies

Thursday: ruled by jupiter, thursday born people are family oriented and are very generous, honest, freedom loving people 

Friday: ruled by venus, friday born people are harmonious people destined to art, fashion and creativity and have a weakness for luxury

Saturday: ruled by saturn, saturday born people are typical individualists and prefer to be alone but have great organisation skills

Sunday: ruled by sun, sunday born people have a strong leadership potential and are very vain and proud

read more about the day you were born here: x

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]