That's Insane

Welcome to my blog- ignore my squished icon. To clear things up- I was nek9karkat, but I am now who I am now. I like Homestuck, mostly the Vantases, and Gravity Falls. My name is Ciel, I am 18, and a Pisces. M!A's: None.

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(Twitter)

President Velveeta plagiarized his inauguration cake.

A. Cake.

This is real life.

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They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down

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EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!

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it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer

like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible

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Update on #cakegate.

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WHEN THE WOMEN’S MARCH IS BETTER THAN THE INAUGURATION 

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THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

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Reblog this if you think writing is an art

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“I AM MOANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

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Self-defense techniques that can help you if you are attacked or under threat.

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Good to know

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VERY IMPORTANT: THESE TECHNIQUES ARE DESIGNED TO HELP YOU ESCAPE – they won’t incapacitate an attacker, but they will give you a crucial moment to get away. Don’t expect to win the fight, just use it to get out of the fight

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Donald Trump’s Inauguration Parade Looks to Be Sparsely Attended

Let history show the truth because #FactsMatter

Ben Carson and empty presidential viewing stand

Other Sources:

In photos: President Donald Trump’s Inaugural Parade,  The Globe and Mail 

Trump Inauguration Flops As Thin Crowd And Empty Stands Line Parade Route,  PoliticusUSA

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Entrance Points: Cut off Stands: Empty Bloc: Out

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athletic feats performed by moana

multiple occasions of makeshift ziplining

midair spear-throw so hard it not only hits a thin mast but sticks deep enough for the line to support her entire weight with no problems

pushes over an enormous solid rock statue to get a good jumping-off point

climbs up through a rock passage with no handholds or footholds

smashes a kakamora right into the deck, shattering several planks

climbs the near-vertical entrance to lalotai completely unassisted, beats a demigod with superstrength to the top

climbs up a pretty-much-smooth spine to get out of tamatoa’s cage

climbs tamatoa’s shell, grabs maui’s hook, and gets down and back to maui in seconds, all after running top speed to get him away from maui

and literally any bet i care to make says sailing that canoe is hardcore physically demanding even without trying to dodge a hostile lava monster

conclusion: moana is shredded. moana has an 8 pack.

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Look how ripped she is!!

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Literally

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He couldn’t be more of a dad and I can’t believe he’s gone.

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Reblog to let your followers know Because it’s only once in the night time

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This morning’s Bridges Not Walls in London, UK

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Ghost adventures is a gift

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This video is whole life right now 😂

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THE most underrated scene in the entire movie. It was perfect. And do you know how often I see gif sets of it? This is the second one I’ve seen since the movie came out (It’s been over 5 months, now).

So let’s just pause for a moment from reblogging gifs of Tony’s sass, Loki’s sex appeal, or Bruce’s fluffiness and just appreciate this nameless, old, German guy and how, even though he knew he would probably die, he stood up to a tyrant to prove that the human race wouldn’t give up their freedom so easily.

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Friendly reminder that it’s implied that he’s a Holocaust survivor.

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<3 A HERO <3