I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half

Grayson they/them/theirs Your friendly neighborhood sketchster with too many interests.

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 1431: "Captain, get me a brandy!"

17 july 2026

[wh0sthedoctor]

Safety measures

[ TAU: " Zarroë can we PLEASE have a barrier on Mech Islet!? Teeter and I almost FELL OFF! "]

[ Z: "Nuh uhh" ]

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[sixpenceee]

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[maximofffs-deactivated20170718]

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

[recreationalcannibalism]

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

[nerdofchaos-deactivated20120906]

see you all in hell

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Kill the one whom I kiss! Bootylicious!🎵

[wh0sthedoctor]

Teeter Tauter (concept gijinka)

Uhh individual designs .

They're disabled to me I'm sorry . Tauter has a terrible spine and Teeter is armless and also isn't good with their legs .

[wh0sthedoctor]

Yooreek? I don't reek, the fuck???🤬 -🐠

[xoxaxfkitt]

my favorite msm characters btw

[charbett2]

Request🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[maskedposzum]

your design for the inflatterer looks constantly stoned and i am deeply in love with it.sorry if this isn’t coherent i’m zooted still

yeah

[bathroomcube]

[comixextra]

[roach-works]

it’s what they would have wanted

[iobotomypop]

happy moonwalk day

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Things Michael Collins absolutely would have done given the chance.

[vendal-construct]

We Do Not Like The Concrete Tomb.

[vendal-construct]

This is our most popular post and we've seen more than one person tag it as "unreality." We understand why one might think that but we assure you: it was not.

These facilities chew you up. They suck the life from you and grind your body to dust to extract every ounce of profit they can.

These places destroy the body, the mind, and the soul.

[maplemaplemaplemaplemaple]

queen strong bad checks her emails tends to her royal duties

[sugurugetos]

SINNERS (2025) + Trivia

Ahead of the 98th Academy Awards, it has made history as the most nominated film of all time at the Oscars, with 16 nominations.

[sunanthrope]

@creatingblackcharacters !!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[carrionthird]

"Stop scrolling and please help me spread the word, because if I've landed on your page you're most likely either a black woman or someone who cares about black women and the simple phrase I'm about to share could help save a black woman's life.

Doctors are to black women what police officers are to black men. That may seem controversial but I believe it to be true and I speak from personal experience.

If you've seen this TikTok you know that a 2016 study showed that 50% of medical students and residents thought that black people couldn't feel pain the same as white people.

And we learned from this video that because of a 1999 study, to this day, there's a black correction factor for the creatinin levels in black people's kidneys, meaning we're less likely to recieve a kidney transplant if needed.

So if you go to a doctor, feel you aren't getting proper treatment or they refuse the treatment you've requested, say to them the following:

I will need you to document on record that you are refusing the treatment (or medicine) I've requested, and the reason you are doing so."

[dovewithscales]

This works. I have used it in other situations. If medical staff have to document and take responsibility and be on the hook legally for doing shady shit they behave much differently.

If you weren’t already going to spread this advice because black women are at risk, then spread it because it’s applicable to everyone else as well, including you reading this.

But particularly women, and especially black women.