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aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact

oh shit we got december tomorrow…

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you're lying

aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact

WE GOT DECEMBER TOMORROW

therootbeersprite

marveldaily

Thunderbolts* dir. Jake Schreier | 2025

#thunderbolts #yelena belova #thunderbolts spoilers #bucky barnes

incorrect-thunderbolts

Bucky: You have to accept your flaws, like I have.

Walker: You've accepted your flaws?

Bucky: No, I've accepted yours.

#thunderbolts*#thunderbolts #john walker #bucky barnes #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel #incorrect thunderbolts

animatedtext

#original content #donnie darko #year of the rabbit

fillianore-moved

so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!

olderthannetfic

Ooooooooh

inziladun

headspace-hotel

FUCK YEAH

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keepcalmandcarriefischer

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

an-enigmatic-mind

liquid-geodes

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

keepcalmandcarriefischer

kalianos

tokoshi-deactivated20191031

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

big-gay-mike

Is your therapist washing you?

honted

used her hand sanitizer

dresswellactbad

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

kimmywithay

Nothing will ruin your 30’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

once-a-polecat

Friends, I’ve got news for you about your 40s, you’ll never believe this but…

lexablackbird

Let me tell you something about your 50s - you may finally realize there’s actually NO SUCH THING as getting your life together. Never was. Never will be.

BUT if you’re lucky you can run out of fucks to give about that and many, many other useless notions besides.

kelpiehoof

id: black text on white background that says “is that a boy or a girl? ma’am that’s an outlaw” in wild west font

lesbianshepard

my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

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Yeah, this isn’t some Greek myth story about a hero or demigod or something, Agnodice was a real person who actually did this.

glumshoe

Some guy called the park today and asked if we have any outdoor snow activities coming up.

“We should soon,” I said, “Weather permitting.”

“‘Weather permitting’?” he asked. “Can you clarify what you mean by that?”

“I mean... provided it gets cold enough,” I said.

“And why is that necessary?”

“Because... snow... melts?”

glumshoe

back in September I kept getting calls from people wanting me to make the monarch butterfly migration happen for their weekend picnics

sir I do not have the powers you expect from me

madameocotillo

Working in a museum w/ a planetarium, we will often have public programs for big anniversaries like the 50th of Apollo 11, as well as for larger astronomical events like eclipses.

Some years back we had a viewing party for a total lunar eclipse that happened to occur in the hours before daybreak, and in the weeks before it happened the planetarium director had to field calls & social media messages left and right from guests FURIOUSLY demanding that we be more considerate of their schedules and move the event to a more reasonable hour of the day.

It seriously the tested the patience of this woman after she had to explain for the umpteenth time, while she understood their concerns about getting to the museum at 5am, rescheduling the orbits of the Earth & Moon was just a tad out of her control.

glumshoe

GOOD LORD.

It’s funny, ‘cause the children I used to teach at summer camp seemed to readily understand that I couldn’t magically conjure an octopus or an orca, and that sightings of those things were up to both chance and perceptiveness. But The Public is different, and often more demanding than Actual Children.