The world withered and died when Demeter lost Persephone, and now without our precious ao3 may it do so again

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The world withered and died when Demeter lost Persephone, and now without our precious ao3 may it do so again
I bought some cheese two weeks ago and just noticed it expire may 29 2024
wtf
me feeling horrible and in sensory overload: 😞
me remebers i just got my safe food: 🙂
me discoverimg someone ate all of said safe food:🫠
legit not sure whether i’m gonna start crying or laughing
Who was going to tell me toothpaste isn’t supposed to hurt?
stiles: someone needs to take me out.
scott: in a dating type of way, or...
kira: assassination type of way?
peter, theo, derek, brett, jackson, isaac, erica, lydia: both. both is good.
Platonic OR romantic, Peter has never simped as hard for anyone as he has for Stiles and that’s his canon self okay yall ain’t doing him justice in fics. Even if it’s not Steter that man is at Stiles’s beck and call even when Stiles is giving him attitude he’ll roll his eyes and scoff and then instantly do what he asks him. Let Peter simp for him. He’s trying to either romance or adopt him at all times and I approve of both.
Big fan of Dipper "if I ever see you again outside of my nightmares, there is no force in the universe that will stop me from putting you in the ground" Pines
another option:
turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.
okay so like this is totally a shitpost and idk why i couldnt stop thinking about it but like what if we had Mafia Monopoly. like, i started with Knife Monopoly (don't ask lmao) and it just spiraled into this whole mafia board game thing and now i cant unsee it. so if ur actually curious (and honestly who wouldnt be?), the rules and all that are below. but rly its just my brain going "WHAT IF MAFIA??" so here it goes:
The Board (or like, ur Criminal Playground)
so like forget boring old Boardwalk n stuff, we're talking mafia territories. u start at The Boss's Office (basically GO but mafia) and every time u pass it u get $200 in "protection money" cause ur a big shot mob boss now. here's the line-up:
Little Italy - mobster central. Price: $200, Protection Fee: $20.
Chinatown - shady deals galore. Price: $250, Protection Fee: $25.
The Slums - its sketchy but money's money. Price: $300, Protection Fee: $30.
The Docks - smuggling central. Price: $350, Protection Fee: $35.
Old Town - where all the OG gangsters hang. Price: $400, Protection Fee: $40.
Red Light District - yeah, that place. Price: $450, Protection Fee: $45.
The Suburbs - even the 'burbs aren't safe. Price: $500, Protection Fee: $50.
Downtown - big deals go down here. Price: $550, Protection Fee: $55.
Casino Row - high stakes, big wins (or losses). Price: $600, Protection Fee: $60.
Warehouse District - stash ur "goods" here. Price: $650, Protection Fee: $65.
The Black Market - get all the illegal stuff u want. Price: $700, Protection Fee: $70.
The Industrial Zone - factories and other shady stuff. Price: $750, Protection Fee: $75.
The Financial District - money moves here. Price: $800, Protection Fee: $80.
Nightclub Alley - party like a mob boss. Price: $850, Protection Fee: $85.
The Marina - perfect for smuggling. Price: $900, Protection Fee: $90.
Luxury Row - fancy but sketchy. Price: $950, Protection Fee: $95.
High-Rise Condos - live the high life. Price: $1000, Protection Fee: $100.
Penthouse Suites - the ultimate mob boss pad. Price: $1050, Protection Fee: $105.
Special Spots
Jobs Card (like Chance but more chaotic): random stuff happens, sometimes good, sometimes not.
Events Card (like Community Chest but wilder): more randomness, cause why not?
The Police Station (Jail): got caught? pay up or bribe ur way out.
Safehouses (Railroads): stash spots or just a place to lay low. also, collect fees from others who land here.
Cards and Roles
Property Cards
ur turf. buy it, protect it, make that cash.
Mafia Influence Cards
action cards to mess with other players or boost urself:
"Police Raid": send a rival straight to the Police Station. fun times.
"Black Market Connections": get some extra cash under the table.
Heist Cards
missions for ur gang. roll the dice, score big:
"Bank Robbery": roll a 10 or higher, get $500.
"Smuggling Operation": roll 8 or higher, snag $300.
Jobs and Events Cards
wild cards. anything can happen. good luck?
Employee Role Cards
ur crew, ur power:
The Don: the big boss. duh.
The Enforcer: keeps things in line (or not).
The Consigliere: the brains behind the operation.
The Capo: does the dirty work.
The Soldier: the muscle. gets things done.
Extra Cool Stuff
Home Turf Advantage:
own all the properties in a neighborhood, and ur basically the kingpin there. double ur cash, plus extra perks.
Gang Wars:
wanna take someone's turf? time for a Gang War. roll the dice, highest wins, loser either pays or gives up a property.
Heists:
send ur Soldier on heists for quick cash. roll the dice and hope for the best.
Bribery:
bribe ur way out of anything. stuck in jail? bribe. need a favor? bribe.
Jail (The Police Station):
roll doubles to get out or pay up.
Safehouses:
use these to stash loot or hide when things get too hot.
Trading and Negotiations:
make deals, trade properties, money, whatever. just be careful—trust no one.
Bankruptcy:
if ur out of money, ur out of the game. last player standing wins, or whoever has the most cash and properties at the end.
How to Win
win by being the last mafia family standing or having the most cash and properties when the game's over. its chaos, strategy, and a little backstabbing, perfect for anyone who loves board games and has actual friends to play with (unlike me lol). so if ur up for some mafia mayhem, go wild and have fun!