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@green-lantern-apologist
I think the absolute lack of Kyle Rayner merch is appalling and can not stand. I need a flag of him like there is of Nightwing.
Like imagine this:
But with him:
something like this
MY SAVIOR!
Just know everytime your pillow is cold on both sides, that's me thanking you for the best thing I've laid eyes on in my life.
He's such a baddie😏
I think the absolute lack of Kyle Rayner merch is appalling and can not stand. I need a flag of him like there is of Nightwing.
Like imagine this:
But with him:
Part 5 of the JayKyle podcast
Part 4
Jason: *mid rant about Don Quixote*
Jason: And I've got something right here!
Kyle: HES GOT A GUN
Jason: It's a letter, Kyle
Kyle: Sorry muscle memory
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*lore dropping about the Indigo tribe*
Jason: Of course a bitch who loves Indigo would be a recovered sociopath
Kyle: I'm pretty sure they are just brainwashed
Jason: I was brainwashed once
Kyle: *high pitched* I lost something once
Jason: 😒
Kyle: Sorry🙄
Kyle: Was that the first cult or second cult?
Jason: Neither, my dad chemically brainwashed me and them my murderer brainwashed me squared so it like canceled out
Kyle: I don't think it works like that, also wtf
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Jason: If my bat burger toy is batman, I'm blowing the apartment up
Kyle: *pulls a red robin*
Jason: Acceptable
Jason: *pulls batman*
Jason: *immediately throws it out of the window, breaking it*
i love BAMF 10 yr old Damian who can clock everybody's shit, but there is also something so funny to me about dumb-bitch-child Damian. like i need there to be a world where. hold on no i just need to write the conversation hold on
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*Damian, out of nowhere on patrol one night*
Damian: you know.., there was a solid 2 year period at the league compound where i thought you were Batman.
Jason:
Jason: what?
Damian: yeah- ‘cause like, i was seven. and i met you for the first time after you came out the pit and were all big already. and i didn’t know anything about my father apart from, like, what my mother told me of him, right? and so when i met you, and i never actually heard anybody call you your name—just Mother referring to you as ‘one of Gotham’s greatest heroes’ and everybody calling you ‘prince’, in my little seven-year-old head, i was like ‘ok so this must be him then’.
Jason: what the fuck.
Damian: well you looked a lot like him. i’d only ever seen one grainy photo of the man taken from a distance and you fit the description; same build, hair, eyes, broody manner and passion for justice. you were everything i’d ever thought Batman was supposed to be, so when Mother started giving you special treatment and demanding you be treated like somebody important within the league, i thought that was just her lingering affection for an ex.
Jason:
Jason: is that why you made me teach you how to ride a bike?
Damian: yeah i was trying to make up for lost time.
Damian: i don’t know how you didn’t pick up on it—i called you Father like, religiously.
Jason: …to be honest i just wasn’t fluent in Arabic yet. when i finally did figure out that’s what you were saying i just assumed you were making a dig at the fact that i slept with Talia that one time.
Damian: yeah that was- can i be honest with you? i set that up.
Jason:
Jason: what.
Damian: originally Mother wasn’t going to meet with you in person that night, she was going to send a messenger in place, but i snuck into her chambers and edited her schedule so she’d be in the area anyway and would go see you herself.
Jason:
Damian: then i ordered food for where you were staying online in the hopes that you'd chat and realise you still loved each other.
Jason: that’s where those oysters came from-!
Damian: yeah i didn’t- i didn’t actually realise how problematic you and her being together was until after i came to Gotham. i was just trying to have a parent-trap moment and get my mom and dad back together, you know? i didn’t know you were seventeen, i just thought the Lazarus Pit had made you look more youthful than before.
Jason:
Jason, dryly: because famously, as you can tell by looking at Ra’s, that’s what the Lazarus Pit does.
Damian: listen i was eight.
Damian: -and i didn’t force you guys to do anything—this is still on my Mother for going with it; and for bad communication. if she had at any point spoken to me clearly about my father then that misunderstanding wouldn’t have ever happened.
Jason: so… when did you figure out I wasn’t Bruce Wayne…?
Damian:
Damian: well… it was complicated?
Jason: which means?
Damian: it means at first Mother told me i was just going to Gotham with you, which made me think, like, ‘yay, i get to go home with Dad’ right? and then we got to Gotham and saw Batman and Robin out and you started getting mad at a ‘replacement’, and i thought you were mad because your Robin replaced you with a new Batman.
Jason, incredulous: oh my god.
Damian: -yeah, but then we had that whole confrontation with them during patrol where you told Batman i was his son and that Talia Al Ghul wanted you to put me in his care, and i was just standing behind you like… what fucking game are you playing here Father?
Jason: *snort* you didn’t- that didn’t fucking tip you off?
Damian: no! i was like 2 years deep into this belief at this point, nothing was gonna shake me. i came to the conclusion that you were sending me in as a spy or something, so i went along with it. we got back to Wayne Manor and Pennyworth greeted Batman by saying ‘welcome back, Master Bruce’ and i got really mad at Tim because i was like ‘oh so not only did he replace Batman but he did it with the first fat fuck he found with the same first name, huh.’
Jason: *wheeze*
Damian: so i didn’t really try to kill Tim because i wanted Robin; i was doing it for your, the original Batman’s, honour.
Jason: oh my god????
Damian: ...yeah. i didn't- ok, honestly? i didn't really clock that you weren't the original Batman until after you unmasked yourself in front of everyone for the first time.
Jason: -EXCUSE ME-?
Damian: because- BECAUSE, in the league everybody just called you by 'prince' or 'the Gotham boy', and then in Gotham nobody knew your identity so everybody just called you Red Hood. it wasn't until you revealed your identity to the family and everybody started crying about some 'Jason Todd' that was still alive that i came to the realisation that nobody had ever point blank told me your name was Bruce Wayne.
Jason, in awe: wait- wait oh my god i do remember you being really fucking quiet during that whole reveal..,
Damian: yeah i was- i was coming to terms with a lot of stuff in that moment.
Jason: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING?!
Damian: what am i, stupid? looking back a year or so later, yeah it's a funny memory of how stupid i was as a kid. in the moment? you couldn't have fucking waterboarded that info out of me.
Jason:
Jason: you know. it does kinda- oh my god it makes so much sense now,
Damian: what does?
Jason: Tim told me the first time they let you in the Batcave he watched you walk up to my memorial case, read the plaque, and then loudly go, 'who the fuck is Jason Todd'. and i always thought that was real fuckin' weird considering i'm your emergency contact.
Damian: *wheezes*
Jason: were you disappointed that the fake-Bruce was your actual dad, then?
Damian: honestly i was more troubled at the realisation that i'd actively participated in the action of trying to get my mother and adoptive brother to bang.
Jason:
Jason:
Jason: alright that's fair,
Part 4 of Jason and Kyle fucking around in a basement with microphone
Part 3
Jason: You know I argue with Batman all the time.
Kyle: Yes
Jason: Because he is dumb and stupid
Kyle: yes?
Jason: have you done that with Hal?
Kyle: Omg yes
Kyle: Once I was in the middle of stopping an intergalatic war between 2 empires, which had like 89 something plants each. And Hal was lecturing me about like writing a report for Oa or some shit.
Jason: Really? Hal?
Kyle: Oh yeah, hes the guardians most special boy. He just doesn't do it for the JLA cause it's stupid
Jason: Fair
Kyle: Anyways, I crashed out
Jason: Obviously
Jason: Can you reenact it?
Kyle: yes
Kyle: Oh no, no Hal its funny. I didn't get a chance to because um, oh what happened? I remember now, IM TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM ANALATION. ARE YOU NUTS??? YOU CRAKER
Jason: Damn, hard R
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Kyle: Don't freak out, but-
Jason: Who did you kill? I have a spot to bury the body but it's heavily contingent on very few people looking for them.
Kyle: First of all, is this a spot to bury a body you've specifically reserved for me or is that something you just have off the dome?
Jason: First one.
Kyle: Ok?🤨
Kyle: Second of all: Why would I kill someone?????
Jason: Dude have you heard yourself when you rant about what a shit show pacific rim: uprising was?
Kyle: Yeah, ok
Kyle: No one is dead
Jason: Damn 😔
Kyle: Anyway, I ate your Tiramisu
Jason: Good news! Someone will be dead soon!🙃
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Jason: Being friends with you is like having a person walking around with the nuclear codes to pass me the fuck off
Kyle: I didn't do anything???
Jason: You're breathing to loud
Kyle: Oh, ok. I guess I'll stop fucking breathing?
Jason: See that you do😌
Kyle: Damn its like trying hang out with a fucking landmine good god
BatLantern AU where Hal and Bruce got together much earlier in their careers.
You know how Dick is basically the Superman/Batman child?
The GL/Batman child is Jason.
Hal basically helped raise Jason and he and Bruce's relationship was at its best.
And then Jason died.
Murdered by Joker.
Batman and GL both wanted revenge but Superman stopped them (Because of the whole Iranian ambassador thing that could spark a war).
They're both angry and grieving.
Then Coast City is destroyed.
Hal loses it, his mind whispers to him, he has the most powerful weapon in the universe on his finger, he just has to use it.
He could have his city back...
He could have his son back....
Parallax threatens all of creation.
The League has stop their former friend.
It ends with Hal's death.
In a matter of months Bruce loses his son and his love.
BruHal announces relationship to the public, no capes, to solidify the permanence of their relationship
Their love is hard earned and they will not be quiet about it
The family and the PR team are all geared up to prepare for the worst to come out of the announcement — something picking at Hal's background, vindictive ex lovers stirring up a scandal...
Well, no one could've possibly foreseen some of the headlines that would come after the fact
"Hal Jordan: Jason Todd's biological mother revealed!? EXES TO LOVERS ROMANCE OF THE CENTURY!"
Yeah so turns out, all of Gotham saw the sexy androgynous flyboy with white streaks on his hair and a natural gargantuan height....... then looked at Jason with his white streak and freakish growth spurt
and then just put 2+2 together like.......
"yep! that's a Wayne-Jordan baby! congrats on getting with the baby mama, Mr. Wayne!"
Hal is enjoying the gender euphoria, actually; he doesn't do much to mind how he presents his gender, but it is nice when people attribute his lean frame and defined curves to femininity
Bruce is mortified
Jason finds it hilarious, and maybe a little sweet, because even if just for a moment, he can pretend he has a cool mom who would sooner make the universe explode ("what?...too soon?") than sell him away
And honestly, he likes Hal. the whole family does! He's cool, and normal in a way that his billionaire dad can't be
(and if Jason starts calling Hal "mom" after his other chosen momma, Catherine, then that's for them to keep 🥹❤️)
meanwhile Damian is tweaking because now people think that even in blood, he's the youngest child
Bruce tends to stare at Hal's fingers
Hal thinks it's creepy, but then again, what isn't creepy about the Batman? there's always something with him, and it can always be worse.
maybe he's just staring at the Lantern ring and thinking about another contingency plan, for all he cares
meanwhile, it is irrevocably clear to everyone and their mother that Bruce just has unbridled lust for Hal's hands
Clark sits beside him during meetings and sees that he has written down observations on their size and theories on their texture
Diana has watched Bruce lick his lips when Hal flexes his fingers or dances them along control panels... twice is a coincidence, thrice is a pattern, four and above of that is Bruce Thomas Wayne, remove your gaze at ONCE you whore!! now what would your butler-dad say about this???
there was one time where Hal and Bruce were fighting and Hal snaps his fingers in front of his face like "Look at me when I'm talking to you, you little bitch" and Bruce actually held back a whimper. a fucking whimper. Hal is none the wiser and goes back to shouting at him
Oliver saw it, looked at everyone in disbelief, and they all just nodded solemnly
there was no saving this one, unfortunately
If I was hypothetically writing an F1 driver au for JayKyle, what would be the team name for WE?
Wayne Enterprises
Wayne Tech
Wayne Industries
Wayne Racing
Something else (in tags)
If it helps, the only people who are going to be actual drivers on the grid are Jason and either Kon, Wally, or both. The others will either be admin/engineers or not involved in f1 and just like friends of the people involved.
Vauge outline in my notes app:
Jason is kind of like Mad Max era initially, highly competitive with a small support system and stuck with a team that's underperforming even though he manages to drag the car onto the podium. He switches teams when his contract is up and leaves the Wayne team, moving to the Green Lantern Corps where he meets Hal Jordan as the team principal who basically adopts him, and he gets ✨️therapy✨️.
At some point he meets Kyle, who is something like a nephew to Hal. Something, something, romance ig. I'm still planning tbh.
Holy shit this sounds rad , is this gonna be full no powers? Or like green lantern cars using some AU version of color spectrum as like nitro or smth similar?
Definitely full no powers/no vigilante au. I'm keeping certain character origins the same, like Kyle is going to be an artist in this, Guy is probably going to be a social worker, and Tim is still going to be affiliated with Wayne Enterprises (the company) in some way, probably just CEO because I know nothing about business tbh.
Hal Jordan is team principal of the Green Lantern Corps F1 team, which is probably some version of the Ferris Aircraft company merged with the Lantern Corps for naming purposes? I haven't fleshed that out just yet.
I'm also trying to keep some charcters kind of true to their origins. Like how Hal Jordan in canon is a test pilot, so he has to have a strong background in aeronautical or mechanical engineering (some kind of Bachelor's Degree) and it's usually advantageous to have a master's in aerospace engineering or flight test engineering, etc.
So changing his back story to be some sort of aerodynamicist, race engineer, or Chief Technical Officer (CTO) (all of which have a very strong engineering background and usually advanded degrees mentioned above) wouldn't be too far off from his canon degrees/qualifications.
The rest of the Wayne's might have normal jobs, or they might be nepo babies, I haven't decided tbh.
The fic is mostly going to explore the emotional/mental effects of childhood neglect on an athlete. Not gonna lie Bruce and Willis will probably be bad parents in this. More neglectful than abusive, but not great. I kinda want to emphasize how siblings can have different versions of their parents even if they grew up in the same house. Bruce will definitely adopt the kids around the same time frame as he does in canon, so Willis will be the one to originally get Jason into racing of some sort, and Bruce is going to be the one that sets him up for F1.
It's also going to talk about how difficult it can be for young adults coming out of that highly competitive and isolated mindset to build a support system. For the most part the lanterns are going to become Jason's support system one way or another, and I want to squeeze in having to get to know your siblings as young adults because of the childhood you had, and how that affects the batfams perception of Jason.
Lots of things, it's probably going to be a longer au than a one shot.
If I was hypothetically writing an F1 driver au for JayKyle, what would be the team name for WE?
Wayne Enterprises
Wayne Tech
Wayne Industries
Wayne Racing
Something else (in tags)
If it helps, the only people who are going to be actual drivers on the grid are Jason and either Kon, Wally, or both. The others will either be admin/engineers or not involved in f1 and just like friends of the people involved.
Vauge outline in my notes app:
Jason is kind of like Mad Max era initially, highly competitive with a small support system and stuck with a team that's underperforming even though he manages to drag the car onto the podium. He switches teams when his contract is up and leaves the Wayne team, moving to the Green Lantern Corps where he meets Hal Jordan as the team principal who basically adopts him, and he gets ✨️therapy✨️.
At some point he meets Kyle, who is something like a nephew to Hal. Something, something, romance ig. I'm still planning tbh.
they possessed me for a couple of days, don't ask me what they are idk
Part 3 of Jason and Kyle being stupid in a basement together with a microphone, a YouTube channel, and a dream.
Part 2
Jason: In 1996 you joined the JLA, which contains many of the world's best heros, and Guy, the other Green Lantern.
Kyle: mmmmm
Kyle: *dying on the floor, wheezing* is there a question in there?
Jason: No.
Kyle: *sound of balloon deflating*
Jason: Actually there is, I knew you'd break if I said no
Kyle: ok, what
Jason: what was it like and what mode of therapy did you choose when you wanted to kys?
Kyle:*dead on the floor*
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Kyle: What sayings do you remember your mom using when you were a kid?
Jason: Lord give me patience, cause if you give me strength I'm going to jail
Kyle: Yeah, that tracks
Jason: wbu
Kyle: Stop complaining, if it were anything serious you'd be dead by now
Jason: She ate u up
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Kyle: It's a no, Jason. I'm putting my foot down.
Jason: What if I tie Wally's shoe laces together at the next meeting?
Kyle: ... I'm picking my foot up
Dick Grayson, eldest daughter syndrome vs Jason Todd, chronic Xbox older brother
They go to dick for help with taxes, getting a ride, crying at 2 am, getting a gift for Bruce, picking a shirt to buy, panning a surprise, yknow that type of help
They go to Jason when they get too drunk and are about to pass out, pregnancy scares, they’re over 18 and wanna get high, fuck up and need to hide it from Bruce, need to get away from Bruce, that type of help
Dicks idea of sibling fun is playing board games, eating at shitting diners, friendly sparing and watching movies
Jason’s idea of sibling fun is shoving someone down a hill in a shopping cart, dragging someone behind his bike on a table and fully throttling each other over Mario cart
Dick’ll take the batkids to doctors appointment, hair appointment and he’ll run errands with them
Jason’ll take the batkids to get piercings and tattoos, he’ll sign off on questionable illegal activities and take the younger bats out of school early
They’re both good siblings they just show they’re love in different ways
Perpetual teenage dirt bag Jason Todd
more of the boys
Part 2 of The Podcast Boys: or Jason and Kyle fucking around/getting high in a basment somewhere and posting it on YouTube
Part 1
Kyle: *mid rant about art* it's like Chekhov's Cowbell, like how are you-
Jason: Pause.
Jason: Chekhov's cowbell?
Kyle: Yeah, like if you put cowbell in a song, the cowbell has to go hard
Jason: No.
Kyle: Yes, you love Teenagers by MCR
Jason: That song does not have cowbell
Kyle: Wrong, remeber the little break they do?
Jason: FUCK
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Kyle: What would it take for you to join a cult?
Jason: As someone who has been in 2 different cults, the bar is remarkably low
Jason: Cool merch probably
Kyle: We need to join a cult together
Kyle: for bonding
Jason: I think an escape room could be better
Kyle: Depending on the cult, they can be the same thing 🙂
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Jason: Ok, gimme a luxury I should have then
Kyle: Private plane
Jason: Glowstick, I'm on Lego Batman
Kyle: Your dad is batman
Kyle: Also when the fuck were you going to tell me you were in lego batman?
Jason: I was there for like 2 seconds, I showed up at the studio and demanded to be in the phantom zone
Jason: The timeline makes no sense, but it needed to be done
Kyle: You're so right
Kyle: Get me in the next lego movie
Jason: Absolutely, I will do that for you
jaykyle should get magically handcuffed together and not the death note 4ft of slack handcuffs im talkin maximum inconvenience might as well be holding hands forced proximity where they cant even change shirts and have to eat food one handed
You are absolutely right.
For some reason, I think this would be even better if Jason was still actively a crime lord. Like imagine you work for the Red Hood, you've never seen his face, and only ever heard his voice through a creepy ass modulator.
Then one day, said boss comes in handcuffed to a green lantern, like not even the funny Justice League one, it's the weird artist kid. Boss does NOT acknowledge this, at all. So you have to sit there straight faced as this meeting goes on with the Red Hood doing his usual dramatic gestures dragging the poor guys arm around, while said green lantern makes the driest, most sarcastic comments known to man.
Like:
Jason: -and speaking of routes we need to focus on fortifying this route out of the Alley, Black Mask is being a little bitch about us stepping on his toes so watch the perimeter-
Kyle: Perimeter, I hardly know her
Jason:😠
In which case, random goon #3 gets to be front seat when Jason inevitably slaps Kyle with his own hand.
I'm a big fan of Jason and Kyle being podcast bros, but in like the funny way. They have a weird channel on YouTube that's kind of niche, but still somewhat popular. The fans think it's really accurate cosplayers who get high together and method act. Since they both are a little lesser known heros, the JLA/Batfam/Lantern Corps remain unaware the channel exists.
Knowing how these two interact, I'd imagine there's a lot of memeable moments.
Some viral clips:
Kyle: If you were put into a position to defend yourself what would come out: the Robin training or the gothamite?
Jason: The gun, bitch
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Jason: So I'm sitting there, in Crime Alley, trying to stuff my face with the best chili dog known to man while some poor bastard gets robbed
Kyle: Wait, how good was the chili dog? Important info
Jason: 3000/10, would kill a man for it
Kyle: You'd kill a man for a half filled stale bag of doritos that's been stepped on
Jason: Yeah, but like, I'd probably kill Arsenal
Kyle: Damn, good fucking chili dog
Jason: Anyways, I'm enjoying my food, and all of the sudden I hear this agitating, grating voice.
Kyle: Batman?
Jason: Worse. Nightwing
Kyle: *pfft*
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Jason: Favorite hostage story, go
Kyle: Once I was kidnapped on a jungle planet and the guys wanted to use my power ring to figure out if they could touch some weird looking sloth thing. They asked me if it was poisonous and I said no
Kyle: Then the thing bit them and the guy died like maybe 30 sec later
Kyle: And I was like, ☝️ it's venomous
Jason: I feel like might be manslaughter
Kyle: Didn't happen on earth, plus I was kidnapped. Doesn't count and if it did it was self defense
Jason: I wish the other lanterns knew how fucked up you are😒
